The Mex Files

Entries from July 2006

Un pocito español…

31 July 2006 · 1 Comment

I was given permission by “rich”, who posts regularly on the Lonely Planet’s Thorn Tree Mexico Message Board to reprint this true — and perhaps cautionary — tale.

…many years ago in Mazatlan when I was just starting to learn the language (I was)walking from the bus station to where I was staying (a couple of miles) and having not eaten on the bus trip, I decided to enter a little corner shop and buy a snack.

In front of me at the cash register was an older guy speaking English with a strong Canadian accent buying a few items which he dropped on the counter and roughly ask “How much is this stuff?” The Mexican running the store shrugged his shoulders and replied No entiendo. to which the customer using gringo logic responded by speaking louder and slower “How much is it?” Again the Mexican responded No se, no entiendo.

This continued a bit more an finally the Canadian grabbed a bunch of Pesos out of his pocket and slammed them down on the counter half yelling “Okay!” The Mexican looked at the money and said Okay. The guy grabbed his stuff and left.

At this point I was a bit worried but with what at that time was a very rudimentary and poorly pronounced Spanish I put my stuff down and asked ¿Cuanto cuesta esto? The Mexican looked at my stuff, looked at me and in better English than I can speak responded “Don’t worry about it, that guy paid for it.” indicating the customer who had just left.

…and the moral of the story is…

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Humor · La Raza (Mexican cultures and peoples) · Mazatlan · Real Mexico · Tourism

Agit-prop

30 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

Categories: 2006 Elections · Manifestaciones · Politica (Mexicana)

Politically incorrect

30 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

Mexico On-Line is a great resource… for the less-than-budget tourist or those with a farily substantial pension who are considering retirement to Mexico. It’s got its quirks.

In the age of the internet, are there really adults of any age who don’t know what certain common words mean. Oh, I can understand a website appealing to the tender sensitivies of timid sorts seeking a warm climate in a cheap place to live, who would be shocked if they read all the letters in f*** or sh**. I can almost understand ***, though it made responding to a message regarding gender isses problematic. (I could have lived with s*x, or even s**, but I finally had to resort to victorian euphemisms like “personal congress” and bizarre 1950s-style clinical terminology, like “same-gender interpersonal relationships” to talk about, something that an issue involving a word their software accepts — “prostitution”.)

Anyway, it’s not just “sex” that bothers these folks… it’s “political correctness” — GRINGO correctness. According to “Dr. Charles”, Lopez Obrador is a “Communist” and some of the regulars seem convinced all hell is going to break loose if the Mexicans do something radical like follow their own laws and maybe decide they did elect Lopez Obrador. I love to read the folks who think that if the “left” takes over, they’re going to be facing an angry mob of campesinos armed with machetes (probably demanding the agualdo the retirees never bothered to pay their campesino maids and gardeners, because… to hear them tell it… getting around Mexican labor law is what gringo retirees are supposed to do).

Type “Socialism” — a word that sometimes comes up when talking about a country where 4 of the 6 national parties are “Socialist” and you get “S*******m”! Fuck that shit!

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Economy & Business · Humor · Technology

The wild, wired west

25 July 2006 · 1 Comment

Here’s a few snapshots from my new neighborhood. This is the north end of the Sierra Madres, known to creative nineteenth realtors as the “Texas Alps”… thus, Alpine Texas, where I’m now ensconsed… doing a REAL JOB, I might add.

The Big Bend is an interesting place… with about one person per square mile, there’s plenty of room for the weird and the wired… and those who are both (I don’t know how scared I should be about living someplace where I seem perfectly normal). Besides the native cowboys, Indians and Mexicans it attracts more than its share of folks stuck in the 60s (both the 1860s and the 1960s), Henry David Thoreau and Yosemite Sam wannabes, cranky individualists and harmless eccentrics. And… suprisingly enough… the hip, slick and cool. Marfa down the road is not only known for the mysterious lights (some of our “illegal aliens” may be from another gallaxy) but for its mysterious draw for artists, artistes and hangers-on. I think galleries outnumber any other business there… you can’t find a pharmacy in downtown Marfa, but you’ll refresh your soul, and find a latte in every remodelled gas station.

Oh… and let’s not forget our enterprising smugglers — of marijuana and people. And anti-smugglers. While Migra (the United States Border Patrol to y’all) is a major employer (and Alpine even has a Federal Court House to handle the “traffic”), the National Guard is also around… as, once in a while, are the Minute Men. Who don’t get much respect. Round about these parts folks think of the Minute Men as a bunch of pansies who wouldn’t last ten minutes outside their RV parked somewhere on a dark desert highway. We don’t need no stinkin fence.

It’s hard enough to communicate through the mountains and with that river serving as a national boundry, it creates some communications problems. The hipsters, the cowboys, the gangsters and the hippies (and even Yosemite Sam) are all wired. Though with all those professors who fled English departments holed up in old mining towns, you have a plethora of small publications, a daily on-line newspaper, but only two kinds of radio stations — country AND western. There was an NPR station in Marfa, but it seems to be off the air lately. And the Sul Ross college station, which has been run by the profs over the summer — meaning Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, and other “golden oldies” for those of us who grew up on sexdrugsandrocknroll.

There’s no local TV station (and… a selling point, no Walmart within an hour of Alpine, and we’re closer to the Evil Empire than most other population centers in the area), so add satelite TV. And cell phones… and international calling (for some stupid reason, it’s still an international call just to Ojinaga, an hour down the road… but the dentist is a hell of a lot less expensive there. Being about the same distance to Chihuahua or El Paso, guess where I’ll go shopping… unless I want to go to THE shopping mall in Odessa Texas).

I’m actually behind the curve right now. I got my phone installed today, but I haven’t received the modem and software for my highspeed conections (and, I’m working off an old Dell computer with Windows Millenium software), so for tonight, I’m using dial-up. Luckily, given that everywhere is long-distance, I contracted for unlimited long distance service, since I’m connected through Alburquerque right now. HOPEFULLY, I’ll be back in cyber-Mexico within a week or so…

AND… of course, those of you in REAL Mexico… please let me know if you’d like to post on this blog. With a “real job”, I ‘m not sure how much time and effort I can put into this for the next several months. Other opinioned, cranky Mexophiles welcome. I’ll leave a light on for y’all.

Categories: Big Bend · Gringo(landia) · Media · Technology · Texas

Certain uncertainty

20 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

OOPS!

A purported union official on Wednesday visited with conservative candidate Felipe Calderón´s campaign staff and disputed claims that the presidential
election was tainted.

However, it turns out the union “leader” doesn´t appear to hold any post.

The visit by Gastón Saenz of the Electrical Workers Union (SME) to Calderón´s campaign headquarters was a surprise since his 14,000-worker union staunchly opposes President Vicente Fox´s plans to allow more private investment in the government- run energy sector.

Calderón, of the National Action Party (PAN), has promised to continue those efforts.

On Wednesday, the union appeared to recognize Calderón as the apparent president-elect.

The elections were “carried out democratically, cleanly, with all the political honesty that a democracy requires,” said Saenz, presented as a top union adviser, adding that he had forwarded proposals to Calderón. Campaign officials stood by smiling as Saenz described the July 2 vote as clean, honest and democratic.

But SME union chief of staff Enrique Bernal later said Saenz was a retired member of the union, and that he currently held no post nor spoke for the group.

(Mexico City Herald, 20 July 2006)

Kelly Arthur Garrett, who knows more about Mexican politics than anyone alive, writes in the same paper:

A full recount of every vote cast for president could take as little as six days, leaders of the Andrés Manuel López Obrador campaign said Wednesday.

… “Six days of counting means six years of stability,” said Horacio Duarte, the official liaison with the Federal Electoral Institute (IFE) from López Obrador´s Democratic Revolution Party (PRD).

…The PRD claims a vote-by-vote recount would give its candidate the victory. But even if it doesn´t, the campaign leaders said Wednesday, a recount would confer legitimacy on the next president otherwise lacking in an election marred by allegations of rampant procedural irregularities.

Calderón, however, has steadfastly refused to endorse a recount and has instead assumed the trappings of the president-elect based on his lead in the uncertified vote count. One argument against a full recount has been that it couldn´t be physically carried out in time for the Electoral Tribunal (TEPJF, or Trife) to declare a winner by the September 6 deadline.

With 130,000 actas nationwide, and 20 minutes to count each one gives 43,000 hours. Divided by the 300 national electorial districts gives you 145 hours per district. OK, if you worked around the clock, it’s possible. But, I’d say eight to ten days would be more realistic. Even so, that ain’t bad, and sure beats six years of uncertainty.

The Calderón people, borrowing perhaps from the Bushistas in 2000, are claiming there just isn’t time to resolve the election. What’s the big hurry? The Electoral Tribunal’s self-imposed deadline isn’t until September 6. If the vote count starts next week, or even in two weeks… or even three weeks, there’s plenty of time to be finished by September. Geeze, it’s not like the President of Mexico has the code for launching nukes or anything.

And, speaking of uncertainty, those folks who were screaming that the country was going to fall into chaos as a result of the uncertain outcome are… well… wrong, as usual. No violence has been reported from the pro-democracy protests.

Categories: 2006 Elections · Crime and Punishment · Felipe Calderón · Morditas and bribery · Organized Labor (Sindicatos) · PAN

Moving the masses — Mexico City and across borders

18 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

It’s official… Sunday’s pro-democracy (or pro-AMLO, depending on how you look at it) demonstation did attract over a million people. The ALWAYS trustworthy Kelly Arthur Garrett writes in today’s Mexico City Herald:

The million-plus Mexicans who gathered peacefully in Mexico City´s Zócalo Sunday may have participated in history, not just for their record-setting numbers but as mass inaugurators of what´s being billed as a new and permanent pro-democracy movement.

But opponents of Democratic Revolution Party (PRD) candidate Andrés Manuel López Obrador, who led the march and rally, moved quickly Monday to accuse the PRD candidate of organizing the massive mobilization as an “incendiary” tactic designed to influence the contested election´s outcome.

López Obrador has insisted since shortly after the July 2 vote that fraud perpetrated by the ruling PAN and facilitated by high officials in the Federal electoral Institute (IFE) tipped the balance in favor of Calderón. On Monday, he characterized the fraud as “old style” – such as ballot box stuffing and tally-tampering – rather than “cybernetic.”

The PRD candidate said that a certification of a Calderón victory by the Electoral Tribunal (TEPJF) – which he said he would accept “under protest” – would only underscore the need for an ongoing, mass democracy movement.

It´s unacceptable that a privileged group can use money and dirty tricks to illegally impose an illegitimate president,” he said Sunday. “That´s why the general objective of this movement is the defense of democracy.”

President Fox had to fly the whole way to St. Petersburg to get a few minutes with a guy who, thanks to “money and dirty tricks” is — maybe, perhaps — an “illegitimate president.” Only to have George W. tell him that his goal, an immigration agreement with the United States, is dead. Nothing will be done before the end of Fox’s term at the end of November (and coincidentally, just after the U.S. Congressional elections). Is this a failure for Fox or for Bush?

Flying to Madrid for the “Encuentro Iberoamericano sobre Migración y Desarrollo” (Iberio-American Conference on Migration and Development), Fox said that immigration should be seen as an opportunity rather than a problem for destination societies. He spoke very little on its affects within the emigrant country however.

At the same conference, the Subsecretary for Population, Immigration and Religious Affairs (all lumped together as a historical amomaly … foreign missionaries and Spanish priests being at one time the bane of the government’s existence), Lauro López Sánchez, called for the elimination of discriminatory policies and violence against migratory labor.

And, in the “turnabout is fair play” department, runners up in the State elections in Chiapas are accusing the PRD governor Pablo Salazar Mendiguchía of using state resources to favor his party over opposition groups, including PAN and PRI.

More later

Categories: 2006 Elections · AMLO · Americas (outside U.S. and Mexico) · Chiapas · Ciudad de México · Manifestaciones · Media · Politica (Mexicana) · Trade agreements and issues · Vicente Fox · World (outside the Americas)

Don’t call us, we’ll call you

15 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

The Federal Elections Tribunal magistrates are not refusing to answer their phones until they have reviewed all files relating to the presidential and legislative elections. Legislators, party representatives and various factions within the electorial alliances apparently are bothering the judges, who are trying to work through 359 separate complaints. That includes 169 received Friday, writes Jorge Herrera, in this morning’s El Universal.

In the same paper, James McKinney (writing also for the New York Times) reports Felipe Calderón, who — if he won — has done so by the smallest possible margin — is saying the whole process is “unnecessary”.

AMLO, meanwhile, tells Jornada that a Calderón presidency will be “spurious”, and, no matter what happens, he’s going to continue working on his “alernative project for the nation”.

And… striking school administrators in Oaxaca (the teachers returned to the classroom last week) from the Asemblea Popular del Pueblo de Oaxaca, burned scenery intended for the annual Guelaguetza folk festival. I haven’t checked in with my friends in Oaxaca yet, but I’m sure most of them are livid about it.

More later.

Categories: 2006 Elections · AMLO · Education and educators · Felipe Calderón · Organized Labor (Sindicatos)

Out for the count…

13 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

The always perceptive, and always on-targe Kelley Arthur Garrett, writing in the Mexico City Herald, notes that the battle now is one of perception, with Calderón’s people attempting to paint AMLO as “an instigator of violence whose legal challenge of the July 2 election is based “on the simple fact that the outcome doesn´t favor him.”

German Martinez (I always thought of him as PAN’s version of Newt Gingrich, though with his baby face and ties to the “Pious Wing” of the Party, might be their Ralph Reed), puts out an interesting “spin”:

…saying the former Mexico City mayor will be “the one and only person responsible for any violence that may be generated” in the coming weeks.

Martínez also insisted that the PRD and its electoral allies – the Labor and Convergence Parties, are maneuvering for a new election. “They´re looking to throw out the civic effort of 41 million Mexicans (the total number who voted) because of the simple fact that the outcome doesn´t favor him.”

UHHHH… isn’t the dubious nature of the vote count what’s undermining those 41,000,000 people’s civil efforts?

AMLO’s campaign manager, Manuel Camacho, said he expects the tribunal to order a full count, annul the election or declare Calderón the winner (any of which still leave plenty of time for a transition government to take over when Fox’s term expires on the first of December … this isn’t the U.S., where there were only 14 weeks between the 2000 count and the January inaguaration). Moreover, he said the street protests were a healthy thing — a non-violent way for the people (including the 65% of voters who did not support the right) to vent widespread anger among López Obrador supporters who feel the election is being stolen from them.

Felipe Calderón says that to count all the ballots would be “absurdo”, but he’ll accept whaatever the Election Tribunal orders. Speaking to the Spanish daily El País, he claimed he could also mobilize the people… even filling Azteca Stadium (seating capacity 114, 465 ). He seems to be accepting that there will be a full count, or a recount of some kind.

Who will be setting up the stadium, and who will drive the busses though? The syndicatos are threating mobilizations if there is not a “vote by vote.” “ballot station by ballot station” count. (”voto por voto y casilla por casilla” sounds better in Spanish). These unions include UNAM employees, who manage the stadium.

Whatever the outcome, there may be some procedural changes in the election process. Jornada reported that one problem is that the poll watchers signed tally slips without actually witnessing the tally. As I’ve pointed out before, the real surprise in this election was that PRD did so well nationally, being up til now as having only a limited, regional presence. In a lot of the country, you just don’t have PRD voters, let alone poll watchers. American right-winger “Mark in Mexico” writes:

40,000 polling places had no PRD representative present during the voting, the
counting and the tallying of results.

At any rate, AMLO’s people are making the argument that just signing the tally does not mean the tally was correct — or even actually witnessed. Probably true, and probably needing technical corrections by the next round of elections.

This is going to be my last post for a few days — As I mentioned, I’m moving to the Texas Big Bend, and have to pack my computer. I hope to get back to spending more time on Mexican history, though part of my new paying gig is to keep abreast of Mexican politics. I imagine I’ll be writing more on immigration than usual, but will be maintaining this blog… though, of course, I’d welcome some “team members” to join in.

Categories: 2006 Elections · AMLO · Alternative Presidency · Ciudad de México · Felipe Calderón · Hugo Chavez · Manifestaciones · Media · Politica (Mexicana) · Spin doctors

Still confused (the election, again)

10 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

Joshua Holland, at alternet.org has a good readable overview of the electorial process — much better than anything I could throw together. His “spin” is that what’s fashionably called by the U.S. right and left the “mainstream media” (i.e., the corporate media) is buying the line that Calderón won… which he hasn’t — yet.

It’s already become fashionable to compare Mexico’s 2006 vote with the impasse that followed Florida’s contested race in 2000. There are many differences, but one stands out… Andre [sic] Manuel López Obrador, of the Democratic Revolutionary Party (PRD), is not going to go down without a fight. Millions of frustrated Mexicans who had pinned their hopes on “AMLO” will have his back.The media have been dutiful stenographers for the Calderón campaign and reported that López Obrador’s call for massive (but peaceful) protests demanding a fair count is somehow bad for Mexican democracy. …

Crucial to the mainstream narrative is that conservative candidate Felipe Calderón has won the election — that the National Action Party (PAN) candidate took it in a squeaker. Yes, there are reports of “irregularities,” we’re told, but the vote was clean and López Obrador’s protests only prove that he’s a sore loser who simply won’t accept the outcome of a close loss (sound familiar?).

That narrative is wrong for one simple reason: nobody has won Mexico’s presidential election. Regardless of what the New York Times or Mexico’s Federal Electoral Institute (IFE) claim, the results aren’t in. Under Mexican law, only the Federal Electoral Tribunal, know by its Spanish acronym TRIFE, can say who will serve as Mexico’s next president.

(and more)

Categories: 2006 Elections · AMLO · Alternative Presidency · Gringo(landia) · Manifestaciones · Media · Politica (Mexicana) · Spin doctors

God and AMLO, part 2

10 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

I received an e-mail this morning… something given the post below, makes it worth sharing:

The Anglican Bishop who is the presiding bishop of the Anglican Church in Mexico gave a quick plug for AMLO on Sunday here at St. Pauls. Since the offering (unless designated as a church pledge) went directly to him and it was 8000 pesos. I think I am the only one who even caught it.

Whether it’s legal or not for a church to contribute to a political campaign, or if this would be considered a violation of Mexico’s severe restrictions on clerical interference in political matters, I don’t know. I presume the funds will be given to some organization not tied to either the Church or the “Alianza por el bien de todos”.

Protestants in Mexico generally support the left (or, rather, they feel threatened by the militant Catholic wing of PAN and find radical separation of church and state prevents persecution or hardship), but the Anglicans, who are only 0.1% of the Mexicans, aren’t like the Baptists or Seventh Day Adventists — mostly poor and rural, likely to be discriminated against by their overwhelmingly Catholic neighbors, and who find radical separation of Church and State their best defence — and who fear what might happen (and in some cases, has happened) when the “pious wing” of PAN runs the local administration.

The Anglicans are generally well-to-do people, and their churches tend to be in the snazzier parts of town, or in the “gringo ghettos” as they are often the church of choice for English-speaking foreign residents.

I’m frankly surprised… first the Auxillary Bishop of Mexico City, now the Presiding Bishop of the Anglican Communion. Whether this indicates a recognition of the justice of AMLO’s quest, or a larger grassroots campaign to change the system (coming even from the elite) I can’t tell yet.

Categories: 2006 Elections · AMLO · Little old ladies · Manifestaciones · Politica (Mexicana) · Protestants · Religion · San Miguel Allende

God and Benito Juarez on AMLO’s side… IFE defends its statistics

10 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

Auxillary Bishop of Mexico, Monseñor Carlos Briseño Arch, presumably speaking for Cardinal Rivera (who is in Spain on church business) — and by extension for the Catholic Church — paraphasing the father of Mexican nationalism (and, anti-clericism) BENITO JUAREZ (”Entre los individuos como entre las naciones, el respeto al derecho ajeno es la paz“) discounts reports of political violence, and defends the right of the people to protest the election, Notimex reports.

While the Church still does not directly speak on political issues, it’s hard not to read the “signs and wonders” in the Monseñor’s remarks. I have never heard a cleric quote Juarez, even though this particular quote is known to every Mexican schoolchild and is the basis of Mexico’s non-interventionist foreign policy and the pithiest statement of the Mexican theory of justice and equality. Moreover, the Bishop said “the people have a right to make themselves heard, to oppose if they disagree, and of course, to demonstrate that there exist some type of irregularities and inconsistenciess in the elections”. That’s a quick and dirty translation… but even in the veiled language the Church uses when talking to the State, it’s very, very clear.

The Federal Special Prosecutor’s Office for Crimes of the Past” (FEMOSPP) questions — as do others the timing of ex-President Luis Ecchiverría’s arrest, and “unarrest”. Rosario Ibarra de Piedra (who, ever since her son was “disappeared” in 1974 has been hounding the government, the PRI, and Luis Echiverría personally — she ran for President as a Trotskyite in 1982, just for the chance to raise embarrasing questions, and won a Senate seat this election as a “Coalicion Por el Bien de Todos” plurinominal candidate) thought the arrest coming four days before the election was a “Foxist joke”. Echiverría’s release, this weekend, doesn’t make sense either… UNLESS, of course, it was indeed designed to both surpress PRI votes, and to shift undecided voters to PAN. FEMOSSP is appealing the judge’s decision.

AND… though I haven’t been able to follow up today, IFE is insisting their quick returns were correct, and they have nothing to hide (I don’t think they do… but the party’s may). From Sunday’s Jornada:

by FABIOLA MARTINEZ
In the latest attempt to explain to the public the differences between the Preliminary Electorial Results Program (PREP) and those results coming from district calcultations, the Federal Electoral Institute (IFE) will today release a detailed report of the controversial system, which last Monday showed Panista Felipe Calderón having a 1.04% advantage (402,708 votes) over Andrés Manuel Lopez Obrador of PRD.

However, the district calculations – the results of which were official release Thursday – show the difference between the two candidates of only 0.58%, equivalent to 243,394 votes.Starting early Monday, and continuing all week, advisors and the technical committee responsible for the PREP have insisted that there were no “without incidents nor contingencies”, even though 11 thousand 184 actas (ballots cast) for the president were disqualified and not included in the count. In other words, these ballots, representing 2,581,226 citizens were not scrutinized, because of irregularities or supposed illegibilities in the statistical sample ballots.

In spite of that, the advisors insist PREP worked as it was designed to, playing its proper role, and is not expecting any changes before the next federal election.

“There is nothing to hide and in three years – during the elections to renew the House of Representatives we will again use his tool that gave us very precise results in calculating the presidential results,” said advisor Arturo Sanchez Gutiérrez, president of the Commission of Electoral Organization.

Categories: 2006 Elections · Alternative Presidency · Benito Juarez · Carlos Salinas · Catholic Church · Ciudad de México · FAP (PRD-PT-Convergencia) · Felipe Calderón · Human Rights · Manifestaciones · PAN · PRD · Politica (Mexicana) · Religion

Want to live in Mexico… but don’t want to teach English ?

10 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

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Categories: Gringo(landia) · Humor · San Miguel Allende