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Entries from February 2007

The last round-up… Operation Wrangler RIP

3 February 2007 · Leave a Comment

Gov. Goodhair’s 20-million dollar Operation Wrangler – with ELEVEN COMMAND CENTERS — and 640 National Guardsmen — and even the promise of protection from Illegal Arkansas Hillbillies… is DEAD.

Sig Christenson, Military Affairs writer for the San Antonio Express-News writes the obit… and catches the first turn in the spin cycle.

Touted nearly two weeks ago by Gov. Rick Perry as a continuation of Texas’ “steadfast efforts to prevent and disrupt criminal activity along the border region,” the operation has quietly ended, the San Antonio Express-News has learned.

Robert Black, a spokesman for Perry, said his office made no public announcement about Wrangler’s end in hopes of keeping would-be crooks off balance.

Wrangler involved 604 Texas Guard troops working in “security platoons” on patrol along the Rio Grande and elsewhere in the state as part of what Black called a “rolling surge.”

More than 6,800 people were involved in Wrangler, with personnel coming from the Guard, 133 police departments and 90 sheriff’s offices. The Texas Department of Public Safety, Parks and Wildlife Department and the U.S. Coast Guard also played roles.

The Texas Guard troops called up were in addition to 1,700 involved in Operation Jump Start, a program ordered last year by President Bush.

… in a news release issued as Wrangler began, Perry gave the impression it would run for an extended period. Citing the dangers of “an unsecured border” to the entire state, he said, “Until the federal government brings the necessary resources to bear, Texas will continue to do all we can to secure our border and protect our citizens.”

No word yet on survivors, or what this boondoggle cost the state… or what it accomplished, if anything.  The original press release (22 January 2007) from the Gov.’s office is here – I saved the page, expecting it’ll be edited sometime soon.  

Categories: Border Issues · Crime and Punishment · Human Rights · Indocumentados · Media · Military · Rick Perry · Spin doctors · Texas

Good thing he’s not eating tortillas… yet!

3 February 2007 · Leave a Comment

Weighing in at a 14.1 pounds (6.4 Kg), Super Toño, aka Antonio Vasconcelos Cruz, was delivered by C-section last Monday.  He is his mother’s second baby, and neither the mother, father nor older sister are particularly large people. 

Mexico has comprehensive pre-natal and neo-natal care (not perfect, but good).  Toño was born at the Jesús Kumate Rodríguez Hospital in Cancún, and automatically received Social Security medical coverage, as all Mexican newborns now do.  He’s apparently heathly (gaining 200 grams a day… yikes!), but is being kept for observation (and to give his mother a break) because of worries about higher than normal sugar levels. 

Alas for the Vasconcelos family, milk prices have also gone up in recent months, though parents (or guardians) of children are usually elgible for a milk allowance, though you have to bring your own plastic bucket (early in the morning, it seems every woman on the bus, and half the men are carrying a plastic pail to get their kid’s milk)… his mother may need a trash can. 

Looks like he’s already found a compade to hang with (photo, coutesy TerraCom) …

Categories: Cancún · Health · Humor · Nutrition · Provincia · Quintana Roo · Real Mexico

Note to Wall Street: next time, read the Mex Files first

3 February 2007 · 1 Comment

WE know better, don’t we? 

Ben Berkowitz, at AOL’s “Blogging Stocks”, should be commended for at least paying attention to how events in Mexico might affect the U.S. stock market, but it would help if he bothered to check the facts. 

(… uh, Ben… why don’t you send some money this way and at least get a semi-reliable source to check).He begins with something rather startling: 

This week’s story that no one read and everyone should have is about tortilla riots in Mexico. Yes, tortilla riots.

No, Ben… if you bothered to read Ione Grillo’s AP story, there were PROTESTS – not riots – in Mexico City (and elsewhere throughout the country).  I guess Ben isn’t used to democracy, or street action. 

Secondly, Ben buys into the usual explanation about rising ethanol prices.  Yeah, that may have some effect, but then he slides into a riff on “publicly-traded corn companies like Archer-Daniels-Midland (NYSE: ADM), Bunge Ltd. (NYSE: BG) and Corn Products International Inc. (NYSE: CPO)”.

Ben doesn’t know the difference between yellow corn (used for ethanol) and white corn (the stuff we eat).  Yeah, more yellow corn is being planted in Iowa and Nebraska and Manitoba… but that’s not the problem.  It’s those “publicly-traded corn companies” v. José Lopez who doesn’t have access to credit or fuel subsidies, and who can’t shelter his income in off-shore accounts.  José goes out of business, and you can subtract his few extra bushels from the dwindling production of the dwindling number of Mexican farmers. 

Mexico could — and did — grow enough corn to meet domestic needs (and usually has since … oh, 5000 BC or so), with occasional imports needed in the 20th century.  It was only after 1994 (the year NAFTA was born) that there were these serious disruptions.  Yeah… as Ben notes, all food prices are likely to rise as a result, and emigration to the U.S. might accellerate if corn prices don’t come back down… but you’d think the business news editor at AOL might have talked to someone who knew something about Mexico… or agriculture or … somebody?

Categories: Agriculture · Ciudad de México · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Economy & Business · Food and Drink · La Raza (Mexican cultures and peoples) · Manifestaciones · Media · Multinationals · NAFTA · Tortillas · Uncategorized

CURSO DE ESPAÑOL /INGLÉS Y DE INGLÉS /ESPAÑOL

2 February 2007 · Leave a Comment

(from Ana Maria Salazar):

1.Si quiere una COCA COLA diga GUIMI A COUC.
2.Si quiere un cafe y una dona diga COFIANDONA.
3.Si quiere unos huevos con jamón diga YAMANEGS.
4.Si se agarra un dedo con la puerta del Taxi diga FOC.
5. Si algo le parece muy costoso diga FOC.
6. Si se cae en el metro diga FOC.
7. Si lo asaltan en el Bronx diga FOC.
8. Si se encuentra con una mujer de esas de película diga UANA FOC !.
9. Si alguien le grita algo que contenga FOC responda FOQUIU TU.
10.Si pierde el pasaporte, detenga un policia y diga AI LOST MAI FOQUIN PEIPERS.
11.Si se pierde en la ciudad, grite AI AM FOQUIN LOST.
12.Cuando se refiera a un tercero diga DE FOQUIN GAI OVER-DER.
13.Si quiere acostarse con una morenaza dígale AI UANA FOC UIZ YU.
14.Si quiere acostarse con una rubia dígale JALOU, CAN AI FOQUIU?.
15.Si no sabe donde tomar un Taxi diga JAO TU GET A FOQUIN CAB?.
16.Si esta muy enojado NO diga REFOC, solo diga FOC varias veces(FOC, FOC, FOC,…)
17.Si le quieren tomar el pelo pregunte AR YU FOQUIN MI?.
18.Y si estas instrucciones no le sirven de mucho….” Uat da foc YU uant?

SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan castellano)…

There’s always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don’t know how to say it, don’t worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don’t know speak
We took from it some common phrases, just try and you’re gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.
(Léanlo en voz alta en inglés, está genial!)
1.Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I’m gonna have a dinner
2.N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
3.Be a hope and son = Viejo panzón = fat old man
4.Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
5.S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I’m kind a sad.
6.Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rag.
7. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
8. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
9. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
10.See eye = si hay = yes we have
11. T n s free o ? = tienes frío = are you cold?
12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I’m going to insert it in you

Categories: Humor · Uncategorized

Not front page news, but still…

2 February 2007 · 1 Comment


Civil Registrar Alberto Villareal of Saltillo presided at the civil union of Karla López and Karina Almaguer of Matamoros, Tamaulipas yesterday. The two become the first same sex couple to have recognized legal rights equal to marriage at a national level in Latin America.

Villareal said his office has issued at least 15 more licenses for same sex couples, many from out of state.

(Source, and photo: El Diario de Coahuila, Saltillo)

Although they have a different name than marriages between unrelated persons of different genders, “Civil Solidarity Pacts” are the same thing, obligating two persons to mutually support each other, and recognizing the two as a single family unit (extremely important under Civil Law, which sees marriage as a contract, and the family as the basic unit of society). 

Civil Solidarity Pacts are not just for gay couples, but also for caregivers of aging relations, or — for example — elderly siblings living together and sharing expenses.  Religious services are not recognized by the State.

What was more interesting to me is how low key this is, buried in the local section of a provincial paper.

Categories: Americas (outside U.S. and Mexico) · Coahuila · Gays · Human Rights · La Raza (Mexican cultures and peoples) · Legal system · Provincia · Tamaulipas

OOPS… the drug war and economics

2 February 2007 · Leave a Comment

I once read that every Latin American nation headed by a Harvard graduate experienced huge economic dislocations (of course, I’m guessing the article was written by a Yalie).  Fred Rosen wrote in last Sunday’s Mexico City Herald about the “success” of the much ballyhooed Calderón anti-narco battle:

El Universal´s always-perceptive columnist Raymundo Riva Palacio reports that aside from the extradition of a half dozen drug barons, the cartels have not taken such a hard hit. “The cost of a joint of marijuana on the streets of Mexico City,” he reports, “is 15 pesos, compared to 25 pesos in December, while Ecstasy tabs, whose producers were also supposedly targets of the crackdowns, have fallen to half of the 50 pesos they cost at the end of the year.”

If the operations had been a success, reasons Riva Palacio, the logic of supply and demand would have produced a reverse effect. The low price suggests there are more drugs on the street than before the anti-drug operations began.

 

Categories: Ciudad de México · Crime and Punishment · Drugs · Economy & Business · Felipe Calderón · Informal economy

Fox news — we report (some of the story), you decide

1 February 2007 · 3 Comments

On the Freerepublic.com website, someone posted this HALF of a news item from the Arizona Daily Star (naturally, by way of Fox news, but that’s our rightwingers for you)….

Driver killed, boy wounded after illegal immigrants fired on
10:33 AM MST on Thursday, February 1, 2007
Feb 1, 3:04 AM EST

TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — A driver was fatally shot and a boy wounded in a dispute between human smugglers in southern Arizona, authorities said.

The Pinal County Sheriff’s Department said David Norris Jr. was driving a vehicle containing a dozen illegal immigrants Saturday in an Eloy farm field when four heavily armed men in a white full-size van began firing on them.

Norris, 46, was killed and a 12-year-old boy in [19-year old Andres de Jesus of Oasaca, who was also in ] Norris’ vehicle was shot in the leg, authorities said.

The boy De Jesus was reported Wednesday to be in stable condition at University Medical Center in Tucson.

Sheriff’s spokesman Michael Minter said all 12 illegal immigrants fled from the van when the attack ended and all but one were found.

Minter said authorities were seeking the public’s help to find the shooters, who wore green camouflage pants and shirts with military-style berets.

(Another update… the original reports listed Andres de Jesus as a 12-year old boy.  Interviewed at the Mexican consulate, he was reunited with his wife, who had fled the van during the shooting)

Natually, one of the “freepers” whined that “they’ll blame this on the minutemen”.  Yeah, THEY will… the Freepers — and Fox news — edited out a trivial detail.  That last paragraph should read:

None of the shooters has been arrested, Minter said. They were wearing green camouflage pants and shirts and wearing military-style berets — three black and one red. The shooters spoke limited Spanish.

I’ve never heard of Mexican gangsters, or even polleros who didn’t speak Spanish.  And the police sketch sure doesn’t look like a Mexican bandito to me…

SCARY UPDATE (2 Febuary 2007): The Tuscon Citizen (which gave the added description that three of the attackers were “white” and one was “Hispanic”) included these comments:

Comment by Bruce D. (#4122) — February 1,2007 @ 10:42PM

Think the illegals and those who traffic in illegals and those who employ them got the message? Perhaps this is only the beginning of Arizona citizens doing something to fix the problem the politicians can only argue aboiut. I wonder what Mr. Norris thinks about it? Like what were his final thoughts on the matter? I wonder if profiteering off of cheap illegal human trade was worth it to him? Too bad he can’t tell us if he would do it again if given the opportunity.

A problem the liberals want to make permanent and legal. Amnesty for 11 MILLION is a disgrace to the country and the immigration laws it has implemented.

2. Comment by LESLIE C. (#1688) — February 1,2007 @ 11:24PM

Yes, you’re right. This is an excellent way to fight illegal immigration. Stupid ass.

At least the Citizen’s comment section lets others vote the comments up or down, and these two were way down, but it’s hard to deny that support for vigilantes is out there.

Categories: Border Issues · Crime and Punishment · Evil-doers · Human Rights · Indocumentados · Media · Minutemen · Policia · Right Wing Idiots · Spin doctors

“If Texas were a sane place, it wouldn’t be nearly as much fun”

1 February 2007 · 2 Comments

DAMN… two of the best people in Texas in a week. One famous for what she said, the other — no less remarkable — known for what she never said.

Molly Ivins, 1944 -2007

I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults

There are some fine “in memoriums” on Molly Ivins around… The Texas Observer, which prides itself on covering the “strangest state in the union” devotes their entire latest issue to Ivins.  Her last regular newspaper employer, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram laments the passing of a “difficult” writer. 

“XicanoPwr” at ¡Para justicia y liberdad! expresses the thoughts of the hoarde (and we are legion) of Texas progressives who’ve lost the best — and funniest — of us. 

 Ivins, like me, wasn’t born in Texas, but never let that shut us up. But I didn’t get here until much later, and she grew up here, managing to even date some not-real-bright, but presentable college boy named George W. Bush during her years in Houston. 

Ivins was the first “major” Texas news writer to come out and say that it was racist for papers not to have Spanish-speaking reporters.  My Spanish is aweful, by the way, but I’d miss a hell of a lot of what happens around here if I didn’t hear what was said around me.  And, around here, half of it is in Spanish. 

When I lived in Mexico City, I kept up with what was really going on in Tejas, not from the A.P., but from Ivin’s column in Jornada.  Though she was fluent in Spanish, her wit and style was that of an old-fashioned story-teller (and, covering the scoundrels and rascals that run Texas, there’s never a dearth of stories to tell), dependent on nuance and turn of phrase that didn’t always come through in a serious, academic, scrupulously edited publication like Jornada.  Oh, they could deal with “el gobernador bien-pelo” without too much trouble, but quoting Ann Richard’s wisecrack about having to take the Christmas Star off the Texas Statehouse (“Nunca podremos ahora conseguir a tres hombres sabios” — “Now we’ll never find three wise men”) required one of Jornada’s specialties… a learned footnote and short essay on cultural differences, attached to a newspaper column (but, hey, that’s Jornada!). 

Ivins and I agree about West Texans — “The nicest people in the world. You just don’t want them running it.”  She was writing about the rich guys from Midland.  Those of us in the strangest corner of the strangest chunk of the strangest state of the Union, whichever language we speak, aren’t in any position to do so.  We’re the kind of people she wrote for — not the big boys, but those affected by the outside world:  

The trouble with blaming powerless people is that although it’s not nearly as scary as blaming the powerful, it does miss the point. Poor people do not shut down factories … Poor people didn’t decide to use `contract employees’ because they cost less and don’t get any benefits.

… and, less known outside of the Big Bend (but, a figure in country-western music and even a British poem… though the silly twit was scared of her during his stay at a writers’ colony in Marfa back in the late 1990s), but no less an indominable Texas immigrant (everyone forgets Ivins was actually born in California), was Judy Ann Maggers.

Sterry Butcher, who has been around forever wrote a detailed  appreciation for the Big Bend Sentinel in Marfa.  Right now, I’m filling in as reporter of all work for the weekly Alpine Avalanche, the “big city” paper out here in the Big Bend. I end up doing all kinds of odd things, including an obituary now and again.

Judy Ann Maggers, “the Burro Lady”, rides into the sunset at 65

As tough, as independent and as kind-hearted as West Texas,” is how Rebecca Pape remembers her friend, Judy Ann Maggers, who passed away Friday, Jan. 26, at her campsite in Hudspeth County near Sierra Blanca.

 

Affectionately known as “the Burro Lady” Maggers had been a fixture in the Big Bend and beyond, often seen riding her donkey up and down the roadways and interstate highways of West Texas. Living off the land, she became a welcomed personality and part-time resident in all communities from Sanderson to El Paso.

 

While one of the best liked people in West Texas, very few people even knew her name. Bill Ivey, who was a rafting guide on the Rio Grande when Maggers first came to the area in the 1980s was one. Contrary to some of the wilder rumors, Maggers was not independenly wealthy, but lived on Social Security payments. Lacking a fixed address other than “On the land, Terlingua, Texas” it was Ivey who was authorized to receive her checks and handle her modest financial transactions. Even so, he knew very little about her past, or her daily routine. Attempts to contact her only known survivor, Sue Johnson of South Dakota, have so far been unsuccessful. Pape believes Maggers was from California originally.

 

She just didn’t talk about her past. When I met her, she was camping on the Colorado Canyon run-in. She wouldn’t accept charity, and insisted on paying for everything. She later moved to Lajitas, where I ran the trading post, and got to know her,” Ivey recalled. Her legal guardian, even he was surprised to learn still kept a valid drivers’ license. “She once owned a Cadillac, but removed the back seat so her donkey could ride in comfort,” Ivey said.

 

He didn’t know the burro’s name, but everyone at the Triangle Market did. Merle.

 

She loved Merle. We all loved Merle,” said Pape.

 

Pape and her employees at Alpine’s Triangle Market looked foreward to visits from “Miss Judy” and Merle the Burro. As did Merle. The Triange Market was a regular stop for Maggers and Merle, who particularly enjoyed his sour-apple green lollipop. Pape added she hoped Merle received a life-time supply of his favorite treat, though not more than one a day, since sugar probably isn’t healthy for burros.

 

Maggers lived as she wanted. She was not anti-social, or a recluse, but rather an tough-minded free spirited woman who chose, like other Big Bend residents, to maintain her independence at all costs. She would talk to people, but not about her past. People remember her as sensible and coherent, well-spoken and polite. But fiercely independent.

 

She had two sides. There was a softness and gentleness in her love for Merle, and toughness. She was as tough as the West Texas weather,” Pape said.

 

Her tough, gentle, free-spirited heart simply gave out. She was 65 years old when the Border Patrol discovered her, near death last Friday.

 

Funeral arrangements are pending. By her own request, Maggers will be buried at “Boot Hill” in Terlingua. Always scrupulous about paying her own way, Maggers insisted on paying Ivey five dollars every time he delivered supplies, or brought her cash. The several hundred dollars Ivey put away over the years, five dollars at a time, will help defray some funeral expenses, and the Hudspeth County Commissioners’ Court has also made a donation.

 

Hudspeth County Judge Becky Dean-Walker also took temporary custody of Merle. She is quite happy to keep him, but would be willing to give him a home where he’ll receive the care and affection he’d come to know. Ivey said “that burro ate better than Judy did,” and he apparently is used to his green-sour apple lollipops.

 

Donations for outstanding costs, a headstone and lollipops for Merle can be sent to the Judy Magers Memorial Fund, c/o St. Agnes Church, P.O. Box 295, Terlingua, TX 79852.

 

“Packin’ Up,” oil on canvas, copyrighted by Bonnie Wunderlich, 2004 TerlinguaTx

Categories: Animals · Artists, Writers, Philosophers, etc. · Big Bend · Burros and mules · Gringo(landia) · Media · Molly Ivins · Texas

The word of the day is… caristía

1 February 2007 · 1 Comment

It’s a new one on me… la caristía… the high cost of living:

 

Notimex photo. There were demonstrations across the country.

Categories: Ciudad de México · Economy & Business · Human Rights · La Raza (Mexican cultures and peoples) · Manifestaciones · Politica (Mexicana) · Real Mexico · Zocalo

Border invasion … not what you think

1 February 2007 · Leave a Comment

From the Houston Chronicle:

Jan. 31, 2007, 4:48PM
Guard-outlaw standoff on Texas border rattles troops

By ALICIA A. CALDWELL
Associated Press

DEL RIO — A recent standoff between National Guardsmen and heavily armed outlaws along the Mexican border has rattled some troops and raised questions about the rules of engagement for soldiers who were sent to the border in what was supposed to be a backup role.Six to eight gunmen — possibly heading for Mexico with drug money — approached a group of Tennessee National Guard troops at an overnight observation post Jan. 3 on the U.S. side of the Arizona-Mexico border. No one fired a shot, and the confrontation ended when American troops retreated to contact the Border Patrol. The gunmen then fled into Mexico.

With 2000 deaths attributed to the drug trade in the last year (the last U.S. figures I have for the U.S. — from the Drug Policy Information Clearinghouse and the White House “Drug Czar“) is for 1998, when there were 14,088 “drug related homicides” in the U.S…. given that the U.S. population is three times that of Mexico, the drug trade kills about two and a half times more people in the United States than in Mexico). If the drug trade is the “terrorist trade” you have to ask “who is supporting the terrorists”?Who buys narcotics (hint — the CIA figures are here)?

Where do Mexican gangster get their weapons? (hint — Arizona Star, 16-January “U.S. Guns Pour Into Mexico”)

Where do Mexican gansters get their illegal cash (see story above)?

IF WE WANT TO PREVENT TERRORISTS FROM CROSSING THE BORDER, THE NATIONAL GUARD IS FACING THE WRONG DIRECTION!

Categories: Border Issues · C.I.A. · Crime and Punishment · Drugs · Economy & Business · Evil-doers · Gringo(landia) · Homeland Security · Military · Policia · Terrorism · Texas