I ain’t got no body…
Jorge Zepeda Patterson, viewing the widely distributed photographs of the presumably dead Herbierto Lazcano Lazcano noticed something weird… the guy has no ears. Side photos of the corpse clearly show he DID have ears, but in the head shot, they appear to have been cropped off… or they were photoshopped out. As it is, there’s a lot missing… not the least being the body itself. Lazcano Lazcano, according to the Drug Enforcement Agency, stood 1.72 meters tall; the body on the slab was was measured as being 1.60 meters. Obviously, someone should have taken a closer look, or checked again… but for unexplained reasons the body was released to a funeral home before the autopsy… which is mandatory under Mexican law when the suspected cause of death is homicide or suicide.
The missing corpse (and his missing six inches… and missing ears) are the least hinkey thing about this whole story.
 If you’re into dead gangster photos, they’re at: Semar difunde imágenes del presunto cuerpo de Heriberto Lazcano Lazcano, líder de los Zetas