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Mad dog on the loose…

5 August 2007 · 3 Comments

They ought to lock him up for massacring the Spanish language.

“Viva la Mexico!” was Dog the Bounty Hunter’s response when a Mexican judge ruled Monday that the statute of limitations had expired on the kidnapping charge he was facing stemming from his 2003 capture of convicted rapist Andrew Luster.

Judge Jose Alberto Montes of the First Criminal Court in Jalisco, Mexico, then dismissed the case against Chapman. State prosecutors immediately appealed the decision, but a ruling isn’t expected for at least a few months.

(E! News)

I’ve received more comments about ex-con (and conman?) Duane Chapman than anything else I’ve ever written on. Alas, most is written by semi-literates without an inkling of what this was all about — things like international law, Civil Code, extradition, bail, etc. One person who got it all very right was bail bondsman and private eye Scott Harrell, who wrote on his website back in September 2006:

The simple answer is that [Chapman] arrested a very bad guy named Andrew Luster who was hiding out in Mexico in June of 2003. He was not terribly discreet about the apprehension having drug a film crew along with him and during the ensuing commotion (Chapman and his crew tend to create a great deal of noise, clamor and chaos wherever they tend to find a fugitive rather than being calm, well-collected and precise in their actions) and refusal to release the Max Factor heir into Mexican custody, he was arrested by Mexican law enforcement on a number of charges, chiefly illegal detention and conspiracy (their version of kidnapping charges).

The Mexican courts freed Duane Chapman and his two cohorts, Leland Chapman (son) and Timothy Chapman (not related), on bail pending his trial date which was set for July of 2003. Bail is the sum of money you pay to the courts to ensure your appearance at your trial.

Duane Chapman did not appear in Mexico for his court date and the Mexican Government has subsequently requested his arrest and extradition back to Mexico to face charges for what they consider a very serious crime; the kidnapping charge alone carries a jail term of not less than 10 years and up to 40 years in prison.

The U.S. routinely makes these same requests so there is nothing out of the ordinary here. It is not a result of some conspiracy hatched by the US or Mexican Governments. Neither government is jealous that he is making millions of dollars, or that he has put a couple dozen bail fugitives in jail. It’s not that hard to do in Hawaii… they don’t have far to run. This is simply the machinations of justice: Duane Chapman may have committed some very serious crimes in Mexico; they say he is a bail jumper and they want him back in order to stand trial.

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Legal system · Policia

(Woe) Begone Ye Gon

22 July 2007 · 1 Comment

I know regulars hate seeing this — and I hate writing these “reminders” — but I still need to raise a couple of hundred dollars by the end of the month in immediate expenses to keep Mex Files going.

To keep the Mex Files operational for the next year requires about $1000 a month (that doesn’t pay any kind of “salary” but keeps the lights and phone turned on, and pays some basic day-to-day expenses). For 400 “subscribers” at $30 a year, that’s a little over 8¢ per day. No paper in the world can match that deal.

For those who prefer to underwrite, donate or make grants some way other than via pay-pal, I can be reached by writing to “richmx2 -AT- excite -DOT- com. Please put “Mex Files” in the subject line.

This is a complicated case – Ye Gon claims he was just a bagman for the Calderón campaign, which is within the realm of possibility, but the Calderón administration says is bullshit. And, given that they do want to extradite the high profile figure, it makes Ye Gon’s story less plausible. Still, given that the Mexicans transferred the loot taken from Ye Gon’s house (205 million dollars in U.S. currency) to an American bank, and that the U.S. DEA is claiming they get a cut, and that Ye Gon is walking around free in New York, SOMETHING is going on.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Mexico said on Wednesday it will investigate whether its federal agents protected a Chinese-Mexican businessman tied to the largest seizure of drug cash in world history, while the businessman’s lawyers told a Washington news conference they fear for their client’s life if he is returned to Mexico.

Zhenli Ye Gon and his lawyers said about $150 million of the more than $205 million found hidden at Ye Gon’s Mexico City mansion in March was actually a political slush fund for the 2006 presidential campaign of President Felipe Calderon, who narrowly won. But they released no evidence to support that claim.

His U.S. lawyer, Martin F. McMahon, said he would ask that Ye Gon be given asylum in the United States and called for U.S. congressional hearings into his client’s claims. Ye Gon’s lawyers also said that they offered to have him submit to an interview by the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration but that U.S. officials haven’t responded.

Ye Gon is charged in Mexico with drug trafficking, money laundering and weapons possession for allegedly importing 19 tons of a pseudoephedrine compound used to make methamphetamine – charges he denies.

Although Mexico has requested Ye Gon’s extradition, U.S. officials have not detained him.

 

We are always wanting Mexico to extradite criminals wanted here – or whine when “extraordinary renditions” by private citizens … ahem… go to the dogs – so, why isn’t Ye Gon in custody, or on a plane back to Mexico?

 

Categories: Bureaucracy · Chinese Mexicans · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crime and Punishment · D.E.A. (Drug Enforcement Agency) · Drugs · Duane Lee Chapman · Economy & Business · Felipe Calderón · Legal system · Politica (Mexicana)

Woof…

24 June 2007 · 1 Comment

Attention Mexican Bounty Hunters…
Dog the Bounty Hunter is coming to Halifax.

Duane Lee Chapman will appear at the Forum at 7:30 p.m. on Aug. 25. An ex-con and born-again Christian and reality TV star, Dog will talk about his life and share highlights of more than 6,000 captures over his 20-year career.

Bounty hunting is illegal in Canada (back during the Reagan Administration, Canada recalled their Ambassador over a bounty-hunting incident when one of their nationals was grabbed in Montreal for trial in Florida), but Canada and Mexico do have an extradition treaty.

Of course, so do the U.S. and Mexico, though right-wing politicians — and the low-rent racists they represent — love the guy:

Dog canceled his hometown appearance without explanation — although it might be because his oldest son, 34-year-old Christopher, just told the National Enquirer that Daddy is a “monster,” a crack-smoking bigot who hates blacks and gays.

I choose to remember the good times, like the first time I ever saw Dog. It was a couple of years ago. I wasn’t really doing anything with myself other than crashing on various floors and collecting Beanie Babies, so when two friends asked if I wanted to head to Mexico with them for a couple of months, bum around our fiery neighbor to the south and see what we could see, I figured why not?

Mexico was a hot and mysterious land full of beautiful Latinas, cold Tecate and miles and miles of ocean, and I loved every second of it. A few weeks into the trip, I picked up a Spanish-language newspaper and saw a picture of Dog. He was grizzled and leathery, haggard and angry-looking, posing in a mug shot after being arrested in Mexico. I couldn’t really understand all of the article, but I did pick up on several key words: “Fugitivo,” “Colorado” and “violar” — to rape.

 ”Dog”, a cheap private eye (rather mysterious though how a convicted murderer was allowed to act as a bail bondsman) “just happened” to mess up a joint U.S. Mexican arrest of a wanted rapist, damaging police and diplomatic relations between the two countries, and then… appealing to his TV audience (and the boobs who want the votes of the boobs who watch the TV show) concocting some cock-n-bull story about how the “arrest” was legal, or — even more absurd — why “Dog” should run free because the guy he kidnapped was a bad guy and, besides, it was only Mexico.

He’s not the first, nor the last fool to try “bounty hunting” in Mexico, and there shouldn’t be any reason to treat him any differently.   But, the other guys were … well… brown.  I’ve since tossed them out as “spam” but I got a couple of comments from some guy claiming to be named “Poncho” denying that Chapman’s supporters are not a bunch of white-trash inbred losers, but I don’t think a guy calling himself a raincoat is much of an expert on … well… anything.

“Poncho” aside, I get a lot of “hits” about the “Dog.”  I couldn’t figure it out.  Just lately, my post on the State Department’s caving in to pressure from 3rd Reich Representative Tom Tancredo of Colorado has been one of the “Top Posts.”  Apparently, Dog has been on one of the afternoon TV talk shows recently, and, his Pavlovian followers are lapping it up.

Oh well.  I don’t mind the extra “hits,” and maybe the mouth-breathers will learn something.  And, I hear the Mounties always get their Dog.

Canada owes Mexico some apologies anyway... so maybe grabbing Dog would be a nice gesture.   Or, if they don’t want to get their hands too dirty, just steering him to a plane going to Guadajara.

Categories: Canada · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crack-pots · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Legal system · Policia

Send in “Comrado Perro: El cazador de bonos”?

9 May 2007 · Leave a Comment

OUR terrorist (who isn’t just accused of blowing up airliners… he brags about it, not to mention having killed an Italian tourist and other nasty deeds) walks free. Posada Carriles DID enter the U.S. from Mexico illegally (though with the judge throwing out the case, I guess I don’t understand that part of “illegal”), so, in a sense, YES, a terrorist has indeed crossed into Texas from Mexico.

ATTN: Dog the Bounty Hunter fans and defenders. Given that mass murder ranks up there somewhere with serial rape, and the “logic” of the Dog pack is that “justice” required breaking the law, and that bounty hunting IS legal in the U.S., is there any reason Cuban, Venezuelan or Panamanian bounty hunters (Posada Carriles faces serious charges in all three countries, and can be tried in Italy for murder as well) shouldn’t grab the guy, toss him on a plane and take him back?

HOUSTON, May 8 (Reuters) – A U.S. judge threw out all charges against anti-Castro Cuban exile and former CIA operative Luis Posada Carriles on Tuesday, allowing him to go free days before he was set to be tried for immigration fraud.

The surprise decision by U.S. District Judge Kathleen Cardone in El Paso, Texas, left uncertain the fate of Posada, who has a long history of violent opposition to Cuban leader Fidel Castro, and is viewed by many Castro opponents as a hero.

He is wanted in Cuba and Venezuela, where is accused of masterminding the 1976 bombing of a Cuban airliner that killed 73 people.

Cardone dismissed the immigration charges on grounds that the U.S. government case was based on statements it got from Posada Carriles, 79, under false pretenses.

He thought he was in an immigration interview that was actually a criminal interrogation, his lawyers said, and the judge agreed.

“The government’s tactics in this case are so grossly shocking and so outrageous as to violate the universal sense of justice,” Cardone wrote.

“This court will not set aside such rights nor overlook government misconduct because defendant is a political hot potato,” she said in the 38-page ruling.

Her decision provoked an angry response from Cuba, which says the Bush administration has coddled Posada Carriles because of his CIA past and his support in the U.S. Cuban exile community.

“If the well-known terrorist Posada Carriles is free without charges it is the full responsibility of the White House,” Dagoberto Rodriguez, Cuba’s top diplomat in Washington, said in a statement.

The Bush administration, he said, “has done all it can to protect the bin Laden of this hemisphere, for fear that he can talk about the connection between the U.S. government and his terrorist activities.”

Categories: Americas (outside U.S. and Mexico) · Courts · Crime and Punishment · Cuba · Duane Lee Chapman · Evil-doers · Human Rights · Legal system · Luis Posada Carriles (U.S. terrorist) · Terrorism · Venezuela

Geeze, don’t you guys read “The Mex Files”?

4 May 2007 · 1 Comment

One more time…

BOUNTY HUNTING IS ILLEGAL IN MEXICO.
VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.

From the Douglas (Arizona) Daily Dispatch:

NACO, Sonora, Mexico – Police here arrested five U.S. citizens Wednesday and accused them of bounty hunting, a criminal offense in Mexico.

Roberto Bejarano, chief of the Sonora state police investigative unit in Naco… said the suspects detained two Mexican citizens, Luis Perez Flores, 31, and Trinidad Vizcarra Garcia, 26, as they were walking down a street Wednesday morning in central Naco. After loading Perez and Vizcarra into a pickup truck at gunpoint, the suspects tied their feet together, told them they were U.S. officials, and drove toward the Naco Port of Entry, Bejarano said.

Perez and Vizcarra began to struggle with their captors, however, and were able to jump from the truck just before it crossed into Naco, Ariz. As they ran for help at a nearby police outpost, the truck continued on into the United States.

A short time later, Bejarano said, the five alleged bounty hunters returned to Naco, Sonora, wearing new sets of clothing but driving the same pickup. Police quickly spotted the vehicle and arrested the suspects.

Bejarano believes the men were hired to capture Perez and Vizcarra and recover a car that they had allegedly stolen.

“I don’t know if that kind of activity is legal in the United States,” Bejarano said, “but here in Mexico, if you think that someone stole your car, you go to the authorities and ask them to arrest the criminals and get the car back.”

The five suspects were transported Wednesday afternoon to Cananea, Sonora, to give statements to a public minister. A judge will rule within three days whether there is enough evidence to charge them with the crime of unlawful deprivation of freedom, Bejarano said.

Authorities in Naco contacted officials at the U.S. consulate in Nogales, Sonora, to notify them of the arrests, he added.

I especially like the part where these “Dog Chapman” wannabes changed their clothes. OK, so Mexican cops are a few rajas short of a fajita. They’re not THAT stupid).  

 I’ve posted at least six times about that idiot, Dog Chapman, before.  

And, for those with a scholarly bent (not that I expect Dog, his admirers, nor his would-be imitators to bother with such details) Professor Russel Covey of the Whittier College of Law (California) wrote about the perils of international bounty hunting back in 2003 for FindLaw. 

For those who DO have a scholarly bent, finding and presenting the information takes time (and electricity and telephone connections):

Categories: Border Issues · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Gringo(landia) · Legal system · Policia · Provincia · Sonora

Barking mad…”Dog” Chapman, Tom Tancredo and the State Department

1 April 2007 · 25 Comments

An obscure bureaucrat in the first Bush adminstration’s State Department, Alan J. Kreczko, is somehow connected to Dog the Bounty Hunter, Tom Tancredo, Immigration, Mexican-American relations, the war on drugs and… all hell… let’s just hope the whole thing is an April Fool’s Day joke.

The Hawaii State House of Representatives wasted their time last week praising Dog and Mrs. Dog Chapman for their “hard work and dedication to catching more than 6,000 bail-jumping crooks.” 

Dog, the last we heard, was still wanted for deprivation of liberty in Mexico… having “captured” (i.e., kidnapped) a fugitive who Dog’s fans say was protected by his (financial) status, Dog wants to be protected by his celebrity status from standing trial for his crimes:

Dog’s most notable capture was undoubtedly the collaring of Max Factor heir Andrew Luster in 2003. The snare subsequently landed him his own A&E TV show, which is currently the cable channel’s most-watched program.

Last month, that particular case led a Mexican court to rule in favor of having Chapman shipped south of the border to face trial on one count of “deprivation of liberty” in violation of the country’s anti-bounty-hunting law. That decision was roundly condemned by Hawaiian lawmakers, fans and even members of Congress, who said the reality star was only carrying out justice when he apprehended Luster, who was hiding out in Puerta Vallarta after he was convicted of sexually assaulting three women in California.

Tuesday’s declaration praised Chapman for never using a gun while doing his job

Well, gee… I sure HOPE nobody would give a gun to a convicted murderer.  I’ve written on the Dog’s background, and the Andrew Luster incident before.  Dog’s defenders always complain that Luster enjoyed special protection for extradition… the same thing “Dog” now is seeking, using celebrity where Luster used money… if indeed Luster was even protected. 

Lee Catrell of the Honolulu Star-Bulletin  has done an excellent job of following the more serious aspects of the case… and the effect this has on extradition in general. 

Chapman is seen by many Americans as a true hero who brought to justice a despicable serial rapist who had been on the run. Luster was in the habit of incapacitating women with the date-rape drug gamma hydroxybutyrate, or GHB, and was on trial in California when he fled the United States. He was convicted in absentia and now, thanks to Chapman, is serving a 124-year prison sentence.

The perspective from south of the border is somewhat different. Mexican law enforcement still might be smoldering about a 15-year-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling that essentially made American bail-jumpers in Mexico fair game to be caught and hauled back across the Rio Grande. U.S. administrations since then have tried to reduce the friction.

The legal issues concerning extradition are controversial. Although bounty hunting is legal in Hawaii, “that doesn’t mean that a bounty hunter can go anywhere in the world to gather up his quarry,” said Russell Covey, an assistant professor at the Whittier Law School in Costa Mesa, Calif. “A police officer is authorized to make an arrest in Hawaii but can’t go to another country or even another state and arrest people. That would be considered a criminal offense.”

The law on extradition is a bit murky:

The United States and Mexico collided over a capture stemming from the 1985 torture and bludgeoning to death of Enrique “Kiki” Camarena Salazar, a U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration agent, in Guadalajara, Mexico. The DEA hired several Mexicans five years later to kidnap Humberto Alvarez-Machain, a Guadalajara physician accused of prolonging Camarena’s life so others could further torture and interrogate him. Alvarez challenged the charge against him, maintaining that his abduction in Mexico violated the 1978 extradition treaty between the United States and Mexico.

The Supreme Court rejected Alvarez’s argument. In its 1992 ruling, then-Chief Justice William Rehnquist wrote that the treaty “says nothing about the obligations of the United States and Mexico to refrain from forcible abductions of people from the territory of the other nation, or the consequences under the treaty if such an abduction occurs.”

Mexican officials were angered by the ruling, and the White House tried to mollify them. President George H.W. Bush quickly gave his assurance in a letter to Mexican President Carlos Salinas that his administration would “neither conduct, encourage nor condone” such transborder abductions from Mexico in the future.

Alan J. Kreczko, then deputy legal adviser to Secretary of State James Baker, said in congressional testimony less than three weeks later that his boss and Mexican Foreign Secretary Fernando Solana exchanged letters “recognizing that transborder abductions by so-called ‘bounty hunters’ and other private individuals will be considered extraditable offenses by both nations.”

Two years later, the two countries’ administrations agreed upon such a Treaty to Prohibit Transborder Abductions. However, it defines such abductions as those “by federal, state or local government officials” from the country where the person is wanted “or by private individuals acting under the direction” of government officials. Not only are bounty hunters unaffected by such an agreement, it never was sent to the Senate for ratification.

While post-Bush I administrations might have honored the agreement between Baker and Solana, a judge might ignore it.

As it turns out, “Dog” — who is definitely not a police official, claims to have had a Mexican cop along (something that would have made the incident a little less problematic).  One problem:  taxi drivers are not policemen.  Hey, the guy had a badge (he had once been a hotel security guard), so “Dog” — that upholder of law n’ order — is pleading… what… that he’s a dumb gringo?

Stupid, racist, a media whore and  prayerful for the cameras – and somehow all related to Mexico — it’s time to ratchet up the weirdness and bring in Tom Tancredo. 

President of the Confederate States of America not being available, and Führer not a title we use, Tancredo is settling for a run for the Republican nomination for President of the United States. 

 Tancredo has started out with a bang, calling for deportation of aliens, but that’s not enough.  To be a good candidate, he’s got to show some foreign policy experience:  so, as Chris Good reports on The Hill (Washington, DC):

Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.) is questioning the legality of the ongoing extradition of bounty hunter and cable TV personality Duane “Dog” Chapman to Mexico. The lawmaker Wednesday contacted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice about the case.

“News reports have come to light showing that the extradition agreement between the U.S. and Mexico may be nothing more than a wink and a nod between governments,” said Tancredo, who is running for president. “I hope that Secretary Rice looks into whether this agreement has the legal force before extraditing a man who put away a serial rapist.”

Tancredo based his inquiry on the congressional testimony of Alan J. Kreczko, deputy legal adviser to then-Secretary of State James Baker, who said the U.S. and Mexico had “exchanged letters” approving the extradition of bounty hunters for trans-border captures.

So… Congressvarmit Tancredo  who makes an issue of extraditing criminals – wants to end Mexico cooperation with the U.S. “War on Drugs” and extradition agreements, based solely on the fallout from kidnapping a Mexican doctor who was acquitted in the murder of an American agent in our on-going “Drug War” which led to Mr. Kreczko’s legal opinion (and subsequent legal and executive policy) — to benefit a TV star. 

This being April Fools Day, maybe we should all go out an “Savage” the Tancredo campagin… as in Dan Savage’s “help” for Gary Bauer in 2000. Savage had a bad case of the flu, and if he couldn’t get Bauer sick, maybe he could bring down the Republicans by supporting a lunatic .

I’d be saner and simpler to start a new reality show:  ”Dog the Bail Jumper”

Dog in jail

Categories: Border Issues · Bureaucracy · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crime and Punishment · D.E.A. (Drug Enforcement Agency) · Duane Lee Chapman · Gringo(landia) · Guadalajara · Jalisco · Legal system · Media · Puerto Vallarta · Right Wing Idiots · Tom Tancredo

I love a mystery (and a farce)…

20 February 2007 · Leave a Comment

The mystery is the Ianiero murder, back in February 2006.  The Ianaro’s, from Woodbridge Ontario, were found with their throats slit in a Cancún hotel room, where they were to attend a wedding. 

The alarmist Canadian press, building on the unsolved mystery and a few later unrelated incidents, was full of it … warnings about the dangers of Mexican travel.  My otherwise sensible friend, Harding — who covers the heart of darkness in the blood-soaked great white north *– speculated on the need for a boycott and/or Canadian actions (beyond the annual invasion of “girls gone wild”.)

The low rent correspondent has a good review of the latest from Canada and Mexico… and the Toronto Golbe and Mail has a well-balanced five page story on the Ianiero murder that looks more and more like something out of “the Godfather, eh?” and less and less like “Under the Volcano.” 

From The Globe and Mail:

“It wasn’t a robbery. There was no robbery,” said one member of the extended Ianiero family who asked not to be identified. “If nothing was stolen, how could it be a robbery?”

And, now on stupid criminals in Mexico report …

Peter Kimber, the alleged conman, thief, pimp, drug dealer and know trailer trash (ok… old school bus trash) who had been sent to prison two years ago … and became a minor cause celebre in Canada with a PR blitz February 1… has pretty much vanished from the media.  Except for this amusing proposition:

John Joseph Kennedy, who claims to be running for President of the United States on — I guess, the be nice to incarcerated conmen ticket — is being petitioned to put up the 200,000 peso restitution required to spring him, and get him back to Canada.  The people who were cheated, the Hunnybells, meanwhile, reportedly  have no problem with Kimber being deported back to Canada.  They just want their money. 

Oh well… he’s incarerated in Oaxaca, so won’t be roomies with Jalisco’s Most Wanted (or unwanted) Duane Dog Chapman…convicted felonbail-jumping bail-bondsman,  publicitiy “hound” and all-round scofflaw

One of the “Celebrity Gossip blogs” said it best:

Dog “The Bounty Hunter” Chapman is heading to Mexico after failing to obey the rules. The man who’s now famous for chasing down bail jumpers in Waikiki on his A and E TV show forget that only cops in Mexico can break into houses and arrest peop

I wonder if they offered him a cigarette & told him he needs to find god… And beat his ass as well. One can only hope. Only reason I mentioned the ass whipping is because you know damn well he gets his hits in when the camera ‘needs a new battery’.

* Out here in west Texas, it doesn’t take nearly the skill Harding needs to turn every stupid criminal (and there ain’t no other kind) into the next Hannibal Lecter… except for that guy in British Colombia, who apparently was Hannibal the Cannibal… he has to really pull out all the creative stops to write his hair-raising tales of Toronto terror. 

UPDATE (22-Feb): Harding is all over this, “like white on rice,” as they say in Tejas. 

Categories: Canada · Cancún · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Economy & Business · Jalisco · Legal system · Media · Oaxaca · Policia · Provincia · Quintana Roo · Tourism

Aloha, Señor Perro…

16 February 2007 · 8 Comments

 (02-16) 05:13 PST GUADALAJARA, Mexico (AP) –A federal court has cleared the way for TV bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman to be extradited to face charges in Mexico, court officials said.Norma Jara, a spokeswoman for the second district court in Guadalajara, said the court rejected Chapman’s injunction request, ruling there was no reason not to try him with the charge of deprivation of liberty of Mexico.

“We only just heard about the Mexican court’s decision to continue with the extradition proceedings, and are still in shock,” Chapman and his wife, Beth, said in a statement issued Thursday night in Honolulu.

“Our attorneys have not even been formally informed of the court’s decision, as of yet,” they said. “We are obviously deeply disappointed and fearful of what will happen, and are currently absorbing the news and discussing our options at this time.”

Mexican authorities had already asked for Chapman’s extradition from Hawaii.

Chapman’s lawyers argued he would not be guaranteed a fair trial in Mexico, Jara said.

The charges against the 53-year-old star of the A&E reality series “Dog the Bounty Hunter” stem from his June 2003 capture of convicted rapist Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir, in Puerto Vallarta, 210 miles west of Guadalajara.

Chapman was arrested Sept. 14 along with his son and another associate and released on $300,000 bail. He faces up to four years in a Mexican jail if convicted.

Luster’s capture shot the Honolulu-based bounty hunter to fame and led to the TV series. His disappearance set off an international manhunt by police, FBI and bounty hunters trying to recoup some of the bond money. Luster is serving a 124-year prison term.

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Courts · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Legal system

Lost Dog

16 January 2007 · Leave a Comment

Last I heard – just before Christmas (from KGMB-Channel 9 in Honolulu) — “Dog the Bounty Hunter” was due in court in Guadalajara today. 

‘Dog’ Hearing Begins in Mexico

After being postponed earlier this month, the court hearing that could make or break Duane “Dog” Chapman began in Mexico Friday.  The Dog wasn’t there, but his attorney represented him.  The court heard both sides of the story, and then decided to recess and continue the hearing on January 16th.

Dog was arrested in September for a number of charges in connection with the capture of convicted rapist Andrew Luster, but now only faces one charge of deprivation of liberty.

Absolutely nothing in Mexican or U.S. media on Duane’s appearance in court.  Could it be?

Could the “American Hero” skip tracer have… skipped?  Be on the lookout for one missing Dog… not particularly valuable, but should be impounded before it causes any more problems.

Hey… is there a bounty out for him?

BAD DOG!

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Guadalajara · Humor · Jalisco · Legal system · Provincia

The Dog begs…

25 September 2006 · Leave a Comment

I’d never heard of “Celebrity Stink”, or Scott Gwin, but couldn’t help but pass on this update on a
barking good tale of gringos gone bad.

“Dog The Bounty Hunter” is frantic to avoid becoming the kind of person he’s known for catching. Usually he’s the one dragging people to justice but now the Mexican government wants him, his son Leland and another of their associates extradited on charges of illegal activity. The big Dog is prepared to do whatever he has to do to keep it from happening, even apologizing…

According to a report from the AP, Dog is willing to forfeit the bail paid in Mexico, apologize for everything except capturing Luster (which ironically is why he’s in trouble in the first place), and even make a generous charitable contribution . What’s he trying to do, give them grounds for a bribery charge too?
If there were ever a time for someone in Mexico to want to make a name for themselves as a bounty hunter, this could be their chance. I hear Univision is looking to expand into reality TV. I imagine the guy who brings Dog to justice in Mexico might land a TV show of his own.

That’d be ruuufffff!

I’m coming for YOU… pinche gringo!

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Crime and Punishment · Duane Lee Chapman · Legal system · Morditas and bribery

Cats and Dog (Friday Night blogging)

15 September 2006 · 10 Comments

IN what passes for tradition in the Blogosphero, you’re supposed to put up a cat picture on Friday nights.
So… being Friday, here’s “Illegal Alien Cats”:

Now, going to the Dog.

Duane Lee Chapman (the kind of name that if it’s not on a country music singer, is on either a serial killer or the guy whose family is covered in your local paper’s county police report). Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Duane Lee is in a heap o’ trouble. He’s a bailbondsman, and famous for bringing bail jumpers to justice. In a “man bites dog” story, the Dog was arrested in Hawaii by U.S. Marshalls on Thursday morning … on a Mexican warrent charging him with very, very serious crimes. Seems our boy… the famous bail jumper stopper … jumped bail.

Although something of a pariah among “respectable” bailbondsmen “Dog” has his admirers. They seem to overlook the obvious, things you can find, say, in Wikipedia:

Chapman … joined a motorcycle gang, the Devil’s Disciples, that reportedly had a distaste for blacks… According to Chapman, another gang member, Donny Kirkandall, murdered pimp and drug dealer named Jerry Lee Oliver a crime for which Chapman was found in complicity by a Texas judge. Chapman has reportedly been arrested at least 32 timesIn 1977, Chapman was sentenced to five years of hard labor on murder charges, he served just 18 months before being paroled in 1979. Before his sentencing, Chapman had married, and fathered at least one child. His wife Lafonda filed for divorce while he was in prison on the murder charges. Because Chapman owed money for child support, the judge in charge of handling the child support case asked Chapman to catch a fugitive for $200. This is considered the beginning of his bounty-huting career.

That last sentence doesn’t sound like anything that would stand up even under the laxest possible intrepretation of the Texas Code of Judicial Conduct.

“Dog”, out of prison, moved to Hawaii and set up shop as a bailbondsman… how, with his prison record, is never quite clear. Somehow. He’s a master showman.

When Andrew Luster, heir to the Max Factor cosmetics fortune and serial rapist, ended up in Puerto Vallerta, the Mexican police knew he was there. PV has its share of shady gringos. Intespersed amongst the retirees, the old queens, tthe eurotrash and the gay vacationers are the retired marijuana dealers, ponzi schemers keeping a low profile, the occasional mobster on the wrong side of a family disagreement. Not nice people, but not any particular concern to the Mexicans. Andrew Luster though. A serial rapist, already convicted in California, and facing a 124 year prison term?

Mexican prosecutors had already prepared extradition papers and were waiting for the FBI to come in and quietly pick the guy up in June 2003 when … and if this seems a tad “convenient”, you’re not alone in thinking so, but newspapers reported that a couple spotted Luster, called the FBI… and the DOG.

The Dog showed up — with a TV crew in tow — in time to get into a barroom brawl with the fugitive heir. Mexican cops threw the whole lot of them into jail. Where someone paid “bajo fianza” to spring the Dog from the pound. Luster somehow also was out of jail — presumably as a courtesy to the FBI, allowing the G-men to put Luster on a plane and fly him back to the U.S. without going through an extradition hearing.

That would not make for great drama. Or tacky television. DOG kidnapped Luster, put him on a private plane and … the rest, they say, is history.

Lest we forget, DOG is a bailbondsman. Somehow he managed to get bajo finanza for this very serious charge… and promptly fled the country. Sort of like… oh… Andrew Luster?

Dog milked that “capture” for everything it was worth. He’s a master showman who manages to appeal both to his white trash roots and to the sophisticated. In Mexican terms, he’s a naco — rich white trash, with excreable taste in jewelry and a ridiculous haircut that was a joke even when it was semi-fashionable 15 years ago. But, then, American culture since WWII has been defined by a lot of poor boys who never passed through the middle class. Though those boys had talent — Warhol, Liberace, Elvis.

Dog had…? Good publicitiy, basically. Somehow the biker and his big-boobed foul-mouthed wife became de rigor television viewing in the U.S. While no one with any taste or culture would want to BE THOSE people — there’s a weird fascination with the Chapman family (maybe due to the fact than we’re lucky none of us know anyone remotely like them). For people who DO know people like them, there’s the satisfaction of seeing themselves as the “good” people against the bad guys.

The bad guys, more often than not, are darker skinned than Duane’s fan club. I don’t think that’s quite coincidental, as the amazing posts from The JAWA Report article on his arrest indicate. I’ll leave their names off to protect the moronic:

Fuck Mexico!! How dare those assholes take our number one well known american hero and imprision him aftrer all the crimes they committ here..Screw Mexico..Let’s go to war and blow em like we did in Iraq!!

I guess two wrongs make a right, or something like that. As to getting blown in Iraq, ok… but what does that have to do with Mexico.

he is not a criminal and he did not break any laws, because mexico has no laws, just revenge for taking out a rich man, who was pooling tons of money into mexico. i agree with military action, take the illegal mexicans out of our country or the people will one way or another.

Uh… kidnapping gets you 30 to 50 years in Mexico. Murderers only get 20. Duane was a very, very bad boy.

And, the one I love…

What is wrong with this sick world is it not bad enough we have so many mexicans taking our jobs and and their spanish on every recording and instruction mannuel we have ever gotten! Dog and Beth are good family people Bush step your sorry but in on this one.They have gotten so many bad people off the streets and helped many that would be nowhere without Dog And Beth’s and the whole Chapman family, I will be praying for them all, we can’t let them get away with this!!!!!!!!

“Instruction mannuel”… wasn’t he the translator I used to work with when I was a technical writer?

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