Barbie-rians
| Mattel’s The Mexico BARBIE© | The Beltrán-Leyva Cartel BARBIE |
| Has a Chihuahua | Took over the narcotics trade IN Chihuahua |
| Accessories include luggage cart | Accessories to his crimes included MS-13 and Mexican Mafia[1]. |
| Has a passport , so maybe can be legally in the U.S. | Is a U.S. citizen[2] |
| Supposedly looks Mexican | Name comes from having gringo looks[3]. |
| U.S. Corporate product | Yup. |
[2] Born in Laredo, Texas 11 August 1973







And there’s also Klaus Barbie – with no known relationship with Mexico, though he was involved in awful stuff not only in Europe but also in Bolivia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Barbie
I wouldn’t even want to contemplate the accessories that would come with a Klaus Barbie Doll.