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Slouching towards Chiapas

24 February 2009 · 4 Comments

I spent one night in Guanajuato (which, despite what norteños and Spanish teachers tell you, is pronounced Hwa-na-WHA-to) and a couple of hours in San Miguel de Allende, but both are already well known from the tourist websites to require much description here.

on-the-road-mexGuanajuato is full of students — and tourists — as always, and every downtown plaza (which are legion.. it’s a city of plazas attached to plazas, which are downstairs from… more plazas) had some entertainment going on. Being a UNESCO cultural site, and well-preserved from its glory days in the 18th century (when it was the richest city in the Americas, thanks to mining), there aren’t the 21st century cultural clues (like neon signs) to tip you off, so finding something like an Oxxo store is a slight challenge, but that’s the price you pay for eschewing progress, I guess.

I realized that with one appointment in Guanajuato, and a couple in San Miguel (which has a compact center, the better to let the gringos pretend they’re in a Mexican “village”), it made more sense to stay in Guanajuato than in the overpriced “village.” There are plenty of cheap hotels in the college town/state capital, but anything reasonable in San Miguel is going to be a youth hostel. And … as has been less than kindly pointed out to me… I ain’t a youth anymore.

I get a little confused by 18th century streets and plazas, but was staying across from the Borda family joint (the Bordas being the mining family that skewed the statistics of 18th century America enough to make Guanajato so much richer than any other community). Jose de Borda himself started as a miner, and ended up as sort of the Carlos Slim (combined with Warren Buffet) of his era. He had a few bucks (er… reales) to toss around, and it isn’t exactly a modest family home. More like a city block… and larger than the state capital building. But then, the Bordas were probably richer than the State ever was.

My abode was a bit less impressive… but, then, it was only $150 (pesos, not dollars) a night. And, I had indoor plumbing, which I don’t think the Bordas did back in the day.

Connie Coté, of the “pun-ishingly” named “Donkey Joté” bookstore (given Guanajato’s huge student population — including those from the U.S. there for Spanish classes), it’s practically an institution in that town… less pretentious than Casa Borda, but then… a lot more useful in the 21st century. Besides, Donkey Joté carries Editorial Mazatlan books (including Gods, Gachupines and Gringos) and a good collection of new and used English-language paperbacks.

San Miguel is about an hour and a half by bus, or a couple of light years in attitude. Where Guanajuato is — like some of its famous residents – preserved, San Miguel is – like those who visit one its better known attractions – self-consciously seeks to deny the march of time.  Like Puerto Vallarta (and much of downtown Mazatlan), it’s colonized by foreigners seeking to save Mexico from … Mexicans.

Oddly enough, one business owner told me that more and more the foreign residents are coming to San Miguel to avoid even contact with the “pretty” Mexico… chosing to live in new gringo ghettos outside the main city,  where they can buy imported U.S. foods, pay to have U.S. furniture and appliances imported, and then complain that the Mexican prices aren’t as low as they thought they’d be.  And that sometimes the “help” speaks Spanish.

Ah well… it is a good place for shopping.  Zocalo Arts (which has another store in Patzcuaro) is there for those who really want Mexican crafts and arts… or books from Editorial Mazatlan.

Tecolote… the best know of the two English-language bookstores in the city (not “village”) … also carries Editorial Mazatlan books.

I was supposed to go to dinner with grinogs who tend to privately agree with my assessment of their community, but I was just too tired to do anything but sleep for a while, and it was still early enough in the afternoon that I could sleep for four hours on the bus to Mexico City.  Which I did.

I won’t go into the details of what I did Friday night in Mexico City, but did realize I was just around the corner from the apartment house where Jack Kerouac turned Neil Cassady into a cultural icon (and Neil… managing to fall asleep on a railroad track… managed to make San Miguel seem “colorful”, before James Michener weighed in on the place and made it tourist-safe, too).   And where William S. Burroughs shot his wife.

But, I ended up in Mexico City on a Friday night because I was beat… not because of The Beats.  Though, after that nap, I did go out to a few places best left off the tourist sites.  The kinds of places good Mexicans go to be bad… or very bad.  But, as always… politely so.

I’ll be in Mexico City the rest of the week, heading for Chiapas this weekend.

Categories: Ciudad de México · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Economy & Business · Guanajuato · Jack Kerouac · Mexican History 1575-1810 (Colonial Era) · Non-Mexican writers/artists on Mexico · Provincia · San Miguel Allende · Tourism

Snark o’ the week

11 July 2008 · 2 Comments

Congratulations to San Miguel de Allende for finally making it into UNESCO’s list of world heritage sites. The town campaigned pretty hard for it, though it’s not exactly clear to us why. Not only do they not need additional tourism, but the booming trade in Texan gringa plastic surgery is bound to be affected, since UNESCO rules prohibit the alteration of historic facades without a permit from INHA.

Burro Hall

Categories: Guanajuato · Humor · Provincia · San Miguel Allende · Tourism

Sunday readings: 22 June 2008

22 June 2008 · Leave a Comment

CascadeBob, Adventure Tourist (on Lonely Planet’s Thorn Tree):

Since we were guests of one of the more influencial Tarahuamara, we had been accepted into the group, but now it was dark, Francisco wasn’t around, folks were getting drunk, some were armed with pistols and knives, and eyes were turning towards our gringa companions (the women).

Duke1676 (MigraMatters) tells “A Tale of Two Borders“:

“I’ve said from the beginning that we can’t reform immigration laws until we control immigration, and we can’t control immigration unless we control our borders and our ports.”Lou Dobbs

We’ve heard that statement in various forms a millions times, repeated ad infinitum by various politicians and talking heads since Frank Luntz first advised anti-immigrant Republicans to stress that ““A country that can’t control its own borders can’t control its own destiny” to sell an anti-immigrant agenda to the American public.

But it has always gone without saying that the border that needed to be controlled has been the one to the south. Rarely, if ever, has the northern border been mentioned in most border security screeds.

Want to be one of the gang?

Carlos Castenda believed that if you didn’t like your history or that it was holding you back then you should change it and make up one that would create the kind of person you want to be. This philosophy a been incorporated in San Miguel by Gangs as one of the requirements for Gang membership. Who doesn’t want to be in a gang made up of former chefs, artists and tycoons. “I was in retail” won’t get many people to join a gang but “I was a buyer” will.

Speaking of gangs …

Pederast prelate (and founder of the fascist-inspired Legionaries of Christ) is the subject of a new 90-minute documentary, “Vows of Silence” produced by U.S. journalist Jason Berry. Berry and Hartford Courant reporter Gerald Renner’s were the co-authors of a 2004 book by the same name on sexual abuse by Catholic clergymen in the U.S. and Mexico, and on the coverup of the Marcial and the Legionary scandals.

In a review for Amazon.com, Gail Hudson said of Marcial, :

[He is] more like the antichrist: Father Marcial Maciel, who was the influential founder of the cult-like order of Legionaries of Christ and accused of being a particularly cruel and long-term sexual predator.

… the militaristic Legionaries of Christ [is] an extremely powerful and conservative order of priests and laymen that are affiliated with a worldwide web of prep schools and universities. Berry and Renner offer a fascinating conspiracy theory about how this international legion managed to protect its abusers and contribute to the long-term secrecy and cover-up. The bold accusations eventually land in the lap of Pope John Paul II, who seemed more invested in protecting the legion and the vow of silence than addressing the abuse.

Most reviewers thought the weakness of the book was it’s attempts to cover too much territory — both the Marcial/Legionary story and the coverup of other clerical pedophilia cases unrelated to Marcial.

The new film focuses squarely on the Legionaries and Marciel. It has been shown in New Orleans and Madrid, and will be playing in Mexico City (at the III Festival Internacional de Cine Documental de la Ciudad de México, DocsDF) running 25 September to 4 October.

Besides being a Mexican, and having founded the order in Mexico (in 1941, at the height of the Synarchist movement (Synarchism, as an ideology, was rooted in both Franscisco Franco’s Falangism and reactionary Catholicism. Its adherents were active in founding PAN), Marciel and his movement are important to Mexico in other ways.

Jose de Cordoba of The Wall Street Journal reported in early 2006:

The order concentrates on ministering to the wealthy and powerful in the belief that by evangelizing society’s leaders, the beneficial impact on society is multiplied. Like the Jesuits who centuries ago whispered in the ear of Europe’s princes, the Legion’s priests today are the confessors and chaplains to some of the most powerful businessmen in Latin America.

“The soul of a trash collector is as important as the soul of Carlos Slim, but if Slim is converted, think of the influence and power for good he would wield,” says Luanne Zurlo, a former Goldman Sachs securities analyst who organized the benefit. Mr. Slim, Latin America’s richest man with a fortune estimated at $24 billion, says he’s not a highly devout Catholic but is helping the Legion …

The Legion operates in some 20 countries, including the U.S., Chile, Spain, Brazil and Ireland, but its influence is greatest in Mexico.

De Cordoba goes on to report on not only Marcial’s ties to then first-lady Martha Sahugen de Fox, but to the Monterrey elite and other political and business leaders tied to what some critics dub the “Millionaires of Christ.”

Categories: Americas (outside U.S. and Mexico) · Border Issues · Canada · Catholic Church · Clueless gringos in Mexico · Evil-doers · Gringo(landia) · Guanajuato · Homeland Security · Human Rights · Humor · Indocumentados · Lou Dobbs · Media · Provincia · Religion · Rich people behaving badly · Right Wing Idiots · San Miguel Allende

Scarier than the Arellano Felix gang…

6 May 2008 · Leave a Comment

Forget Emos, Punketos, Gothicos… let alone the Sinaloa cartel. Though I’ve been around all of them, they never attempted to drag me into their perverted lifestyles. Not sure I can say that about the very scary “Gangs of San Miguel de Allende

No one told me about the Gangs of San Miguel. You think you are going to visit a quaint, parochial Mexican town in the mountains. But sit for a few minutes in the Jardin and you are soon surrounding by middle aged American Gangs demanding your attention. Something bad happens in San Miguel when Americans come here. Some people call it ‘reinventing’ yourself. Some people call it ‘magic’. Some people call it ‘finding yourself’. Some people call it ‘opening your heart’. It doesn’t matter what it is called it is downright scary. They swarm the Jardin daily in their little Gangs trying to get you to join. They set up tables to recruit you. They try to get you to go on walks and house tours. They put on concerts and art shows. They corner you on park benches and at happy hours. They send their dogs after you. They have places called Bienes Raices where stretched women and pretty men entice you to see “gated communities” where some gang members live. I have been instructed to lock my bedroom door at nights because “they” will get you in the night. Be warned if you come.

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Gringo ghettos · Guanajuato · Humor · Provincia · San Miguel Allende · Tourism

Any good resorts in Coahuila?

22 April 2008 · 2 Comments

Alfredo (aka, Citius64) has an excellent idea for promoting Mexican tourism

… en Estados Unidos donde este cambio social ha significado además un enorme boom en la industria de bodas y turismo, algo que bien podríamos aprovechar si legalizaramos las uniones homosexuales en Jalisco (donde está Vallarta) o en Quintana Roo (donde está Cancún y toda la Riviera Maya), y qué decir de Guanajuato (donde hay hermosos hoteles en Guanajuato y San Miguel)

[... in the United States social changes have meant a enormous boon to the wedding and tourism industry, something we could take advantage of, if we legalized homosexual unions in Jalisco (where you find Vallerta) or in Quntano Roo (Cancun), not to mention Guanajuato (both Guanajuanto and San Miguel have lovely hotels)]

Marriages in one Mexican state are valid in all states, and the U.S. recognizes valid Mexican marriages.  But, much as I like Saltillo, (mostly because it’s NOT Canun or San Miguel), I have to admit its charms are not those one looks for in a honeymoon destination for the free-spending marrying class.  But, we have some  lovely beaches and overpriced luxury hotels here in Sinaloa, too.

Categories: Coahuila · Economy & Business · Gays · Guanajuato · Human Rights · Jalisco · Provincia · Puerto Vallarta · San Miguel Allende · Sinaloa · Tourism

Maybe another revolucíon IS in order…

12 December 2007 · Leave a Comment

… if only to preserve the Spanish language:

Rosewood Hotels & Resorts said Wednesday that Bald Mountain de Mexico’s ultra-luxury resort currently in development in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico, will be a Rosewood Resort.

Opening in late 2009, Rosewood San Miguel de Allende will combine a resort, private residences and a spa, with the local charm and culture of San Miguel de Allende, a historical colonial town located in the mountainous state of Guanajuato in central Mexico.

WHAAAA???????

Rosewood San Miguel de Allende will have … amenities such as fireplaces, balconies and private outdoor terraces, many of which will include a plunge pool.

Plunge pools are part of Mexican colonial culture?  Riiiiiiight!

I’m waiting to hear from my San Miguel spies on this one.

Categories: Clueless gringos in Mexico · Economy & Business · Guanajuato · Kitsch · Provincia · San Miguel Allende · Tourism

Begging, small town news and paradise

18 January 2007 · Leave a Comment

What living I make (and I barely scrape by) comes mostly from reporting for a couple of small local papers.  Sometimes it pays the rent and electic and phone bill, and I do a little business writing to stretch my income. 

My own writing doesn’t bring in anything (and I really don’t expect it to… Mexican history is an esoteric subject, and the readers generally aren’t in a position to pay for the material) and the Mex Files, which takes up even more time than figuring out the local chincanery and egos involved of your local gas board members, sometimes isn’t as well edited, or written as I’d like.  But, without donations, I have to do other things. The pay pal links are there for a reason… somehow I have to pay for the computer, and keep eating while I’m putting time in here (and a decent haircut would be nice — even though I’m not going anywhere special). 

Anyway… having to make my living by following the ins and outs of small town politics, the article below caught my attention.  Toll roads, new developments, preserving ecological preserves, septic tank connections.  Hey, this could be Alpine Texas (or West Des Moines Iowa, or Geneva New York or any small town I’ve lived in over the years). Change the names (though in Alpine, I probably wouldn’t) and this article could be almost anywhere in the big country north of Mexico.  Et tu en arcadia ego!   

City gov’t braces for combative meeting
By Bob Kelly/Special to The Miami Herald
El UniversalJueves 18 de enero de 2007
SAN MIGUEL DE ALLENDE, Gto. – City officials are bracing for a second public meeting Thursday night after Tuesday´s session ended with boos and whistling when questions on contentious development issues were cut short.Officials promised all questions would be answered at Thursday´s 7:30 p.m. meeting, which has been moved to the 400-plus-seat Teatro Angela Peralta after Tuesday´s three-hour session skirted issues raised by a growing number of groups claiming illegal and unchecked development threatens the colonial heritage of this 450-year-old city.Mayor Jesús Correa, urban development director Ángel Gastelum and three consultants talked for two hours about the long-range plan that will be presented this summer as part of San Miguel´s application to UNESCO to be declared a world heritage site, seen as a boon to tourism, the city´s major revenue producer.The audience of Mexican and foreign residents in the 82-seat theater at the Biblioteca Pública and some 100 listening outside to a speaker came alive when the third hour brought questions dealing with more immediate issues.

The meeting was ended soon after environmentalist César Arias said the city´s long-range plan opened up much of the area northeast of San Miguel to development. The last plan, approved in 1993, restricted development in that area because of environmental concerns, Arias said, especially the additional sewage that would pass through ditches on its way to the Presa Allende.

Arias also claimed the plan reduced the environmental buffer zone around the Charco del Ingenio, a 240-acre nature preserve, that the city adopted a year ago.

Arias, who heads the non-profit group operating the preserve, persuaded former Mayor Luis Alberto Villarreal and city council to expand the buffer zone and strengthen restraints on development a year ago after homes were built to the edge of the preserve and developers planned homes on lots not connected to sewers and too small for septic tanks.

After the meeting, former city ecology director Alberto Morales said the city´s plan would allow more residential development in 18 natural and environmental areas protected by the 1993 plan.

Morales is a member of Basta Ya, the first of the 10 groups that have emerged the past two months to protest the pace and nature of development and the city´s failure to publicly discuss a broad range of issues.

The audience applauded several times when Gastelum said a priority would be dealing with the declining levels in the aquifer that is the city´s major water source.

Gastelum said the plan calls for efforts to persuade farmers to cut water use, which is roughly 85 percent of consumption.

Experts have been warning for several years the city could face a serious problem in 15-20 years because water is being pumped out of the aquifer twice as fast as rainwater is flowing in.

At an earlier meeting, Correa disclosed plans for a four-lane highway from San Miguel to Guanajuato, the state capital, and a toll road around the city connecting the roads to Celaya, Querétaro and Dolores Hidalgo.

Correa said Gov. Juan Manuel Oliva had promised to support a four-lane highway to Dolores Hidalgo and Guanajuato but he did not say whether it would be new construction or a widening of existing two-lane routes.

The toll road bypass, which Correa said would be designed to attract business development, also would for the first time link roads to Querétaro and Dolores Hidalgo, as well as Celaya, the major routes for vehicle traffic into the congested town center.

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Categories: Big Bend · Economy & Business · Environment · La Raza (Mexican cultures and peoples) · Media · Politica (Mexicana) · Provincia · Real Mexico · San Miguel Allende · Texas · Tourism

God and AMLO, part 2

10 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

I received an e-mail this morning… something given the post below, makes it worth sharing:

The Anglican Bishop who is the presiding bishop of the Anglican Church in Mexico gave a quick plug for AMLO on Sunday here at St. Pauls. Since the offering (unless designated as a church pledge) went directly to him and it was 8000 pesos. I think I am the only one who even caught it.

Whether it’s legal or not for a church to contribute to a political campaign, or if this would be considered a violation of Mexico’s severe restrictions on clerical interference in political matters, I don’t know. I presume the funds will be given to some organization not tied to either the Church or the “Alianza por el bien de todos”.

Protestants in Mexico generally support the left (or, rather, they feel threatened by the militant Catholic wing of PAN and find radical separation of church and state prevents persecution or hardship), but the Anglicans, who are only 0.1% of the Mexicans, aren’t like the Baptists or Seventh Day Adventists — mostly poor and rural, likely to be discriminated against by their overwhelmingly Catholic neighbors, and who find radical separation of Church and State their best defence — and who fear what might happen (and in some cases, has happened) when the “pious wing” of PAN runs the local administration.

The Anglicans are generally well-to-do people, and their churches tend to be in the snazzier parts of town, or in the “gringo ghettos” as they are often the church of choice for English-speaking foreign residents.

I’m frankly surprised… first the Auxillary Bishop of Mexico City, now the Presiding Bishop of the Anglican Communion. Whether this indicates a recognition of the justice of AMLO’s quest, or a larger grassroots campaign to change the system (coming even from the elite) I can’t tell yet.

Categories: 2006 Elections · AMLO · Little old ladies · Manifestaciones · Politica (Mexicana) · Protestants · Religion · San Miguel Allende

Want to live in Mexico… but don’t want to teach English ?

10 July 2006 · Leave a Comment

New and Exciting career oportunities now available!

Are you tired of sharing a bathroom with Korean students and Belgian tourists, listening to neighbors playing Jose Jose while you try preparing lesson plans and wait for the latest excuse from your tutorial student on why she can’t pay you this week?

WALKERS and GIGOLOS are needed now!

If have XY chromosomes, are between the ages of 40 and 60 — and still breathing — you deserve it to yourself to look into a new and rewarding career in beautiful San Miguel de Allende.

Thousands of American, Canadian and English “ladies of a certain age” need the special services only YOU can provide. Benefits include free room and board, cocktails every morning, afternoon and evening… and free use of your companion’s cosmetics, if done discreetly. Normally, walkers are not allowed to wear her cocktail dresses… at least not on the street.

Must clean up nice, speak decent English (native speaker not necessarily required)

Contact Walker, Texas Flower Arranger, SMA, GTO.

COMING SOON… opportunities in Ajijic and (for gigolos … the walker market being full at present) in Puerto Vallarta.

(Thanks to my astute undercover agent in SMA for turning me on to this opportunity, and to Felixissimo for the accompanying artwork)

Categories: Gringo(landia) · Humor · San Miguel Allende

“The Virgin herself drove him out of my house” Now that’s Mexican!

27 June 2006 · Leave a Comment

Beverly Donofrio, an American screen writer and novelist living in San Miguel de Allende, fended off a would-by rapist by Hail Mary-ing the guy.

Donofrio said that after asking the attacker to leave several times, she started praying Hail Marys aloud in Spanish. “The prayers, or more likely the Virgin herself, drove him out of my house,” she said.

“I knew from the reports of the other women – who did not cower in shame after they had been violated but came out and let the word be spread – that the rapist likes to talk and stays for four to five hours, raping repeatedly,” she said. “And so, from the sharing of this information, I knew not to allow him to converse with me. I prayed instead.”

When her assailant asked why she was praying, Donofrio told him, “I´m praying for you.” The attacker then left.”The prayers, or more likely the Virgin herself, drove him out of my house”

(Bob Kelly, Universal)

Categories: Catholic Church · Crime and Punishment · Gringo(landia) · La Raza (Mexican cultures and peoples) · Little old ladies · Movies and TV · San Miguel Allende · Urban legends · Virgen de Guadelupe

Who let the dogs out? Maybe gated communities ain’t the safest places in Mexico

22 May 2006 · Leave a Comment

An internet friend, “one of those people who moved ” to a gated community where she and her husband — though gringos — are the poorest people in the complex, writes on the downside of life in “gringo gulch”:

Screw the revolution, drug cartels, police on the take, malaria, stomach bugs … the DOGS will get you!

On my street the people go armed with bear mace, bb guns, rocks blunt instruments. Don’t think we are afraid of being kidnapped or raped … just attacked by our friendly neighborhood pets.

If you are coming to Mexico I advice pepper spray (the larger the container the better — it is legal) rocks, canes, anything.My neighborhood is gated, 24/7 etc. but we are all armed to the teeth against the guard dogs let out to use the baño or just let out off leash. These dogs are well fed and trained.

A huge terrier attacked our dog when we were out for a alk. It came out of the blue, and went straight for our dog’s throat. I had the safety on the mace and my husband had to use his cane to fight the dog off. The caretaker found the house where the culprit was hiding, and a neighbor filed a report with the security guards.

My husband is hiding his black and blue wounds and his leg is really swollen. But we’re off to the vet — the dog needs antibiotics for his 4 puncture wounds — then to the doctor. The attack dog’s owner (of course) is out of the country, though his brother will pay the doctor/vet bills. Great. The dog is going to a ranch. Sure. This is his fourth attack.My attitude now is if I see a dog I don’t know, spray the bear mace and keep spraying. Then plead fear or just deny doing it.

Meanwhile, this bad dog report from a foreigner in a traditional Mexican village:

I was in the market square talking to my son on the phone at 10:30 pm. When I hung up and started back to my car, I was attacked by 6 or 8 dogs, who were seriously lunging and trying to bite me. I called them some real nasty names at the top of my lungs. I was angry, but fortunately, most of the local women couldn’t understand what I was saying. Finally, I managed to get my hands on a rock, and they evaporated instantly.

The next morning, my wife went down town to buy milk to make atole for her bachelor uncles. She came back rather excited, told me all the dogs were dead, that someone had poisoned them. I was horrified, because a lot of witnesses had seen me fighing those beasts. So, I expected to be blamed. Her cousin told me not to worry. They have a dog killer, the Mexican equivalent of our dog catchers. When the problem gets bad enough and street dogs are menacing people, the Municipal President writes a kill order, and the dog killer tosses around plenty of poisoned meat, and walks away. The next day, the street cleaners cart off the dead dogs.

I asked what happens if a good dog is out there. He said if people aren’t taking care of their dog, too bad.

I like dogs, and I’ve known some very nice street dogs. But, tossing rocks is always an option. Or using pepper spray and denying it. That works too.

Categories: Gringo(landia) · Perros · Real Mexico · San Miguel Allende