Mexicans Taking Mexican Jobs!! OH NO!!!
When 31-year-old illegal Arizona resident Ignacio Jimenez sought employment at an American plant in Mexico, he was shot at by Mexican border guards as he attempted to illegally enter the country of his citizenship, pursued by U.S. immigration officials who thought he might be entering the country illegally, and fired upon again by a second group of U.S. Border Patrol agents charged with keeping valuable table-busing and food-delivery personnel inside American borders.
“It was a nightmare,” Jimenez said. “Many became disoriented and panicked, and some were mixed in with immigrants going the other way across the Rio Grande and ended up swimming to the wrong country.”
He added: “My cousin almost drowned. They fished him out and sent him back to wash dishes at T.G.I. Friday’s.”
Ok, it’s from a respectable satiric site, The Onion, not from one of those unfair and unbalanced comedians slightly less funny than freerepublic.com
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