A fishy Friday night video

Thanks to BurroHall for finding this in the British tabloid, The Sun. I usually don’t get further in Mexican kinkiness than the Mexican press.

Locals fear ONE rogue shark is responsible but experts believe a pack of deadly bull sharks are actively targeting humans for the first time.

They think the 10ft-long fish could have developed a taste for human flesh after devouring hundreds of corpses dumped into the sea by mobsters.

The story was about the recent spate of shark attacks around Zihuatanejo, but I salute the British reporters for trying their best to write a decent Nota Roja, and did a credible job, given their unfamiliarity with both geography (Zihutanejo is a long way from Sinaloa where the gangsters are killing each other) and local customs (gangsters around here wrap the bodies in plastic and leave them out with the trash at the side of the road… rather considerate of them). Mexicans are NOT British, and — by the Sun’s logic — they must have learned from one of England’s most famous gangsters (even though it was a German who made him famous, and an American who made him popular)… MacHeath, dear: