Associated Press Exclusive!
Never say the AP isn’t on the cutting edge, or likely to uncover startling new facts…

They should get a Pulizer for this… er, make that a Putz-lizer.
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Never say the AP isn’t on the cutting edge, or likely to uncover startling new facts…

They should get a Pulizer for this… er, make that a Putz-lizer.
(Newspaper not mentioned to protect the innocent)
Breaking: Pope is Catholic.