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Translated from Crisol Plural (Aguascalientes):
Construction worker César Óscar López Larios,20; office worker Jorge Adrián X. López, 19; and waiter Dante Daniel Esquivel Ruiz, 28, were detained by the officers of car number 1316 at 03.12 at the corner of Cerro del Pinal and Siglo XXI, in the Cerro Alto subdivision.
As reported by Juan Carlos Loera Mandujano the trio are presumably responsible for having robbed a stove that had been built-in to the kitchen of a house located at 21 Cerro de Pinal.
The stove in question was encountered in the trunk of a gray 1986 Chevrolet Buick, with State of Nuevo León plates RZA 2361. The three defendants have been locked up in the cells of the Municipal Justice facility.
No severed heads, no shootouts, not even an armored Humvee… just a Chevrolet Buick (whatever that is, though I’ve seen a few mix-n-match automobiles in this country that might just fit that description)… crime the way it should be.
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If this sort of thing spills over into the US, we’re cooked.
Thank you. Thank you very much….
I once robbed a stove of its casserole…