What’s in your Croc pot?
Scott Parks, in Melaque Jalisco, who incidentally publishes one of the best MexPat websites, has found that like so many of us MexPats, the little annoyances of life don’t disappear … they just get more interesting.
When I had a house in Houston, battling moles and fending off baby possums wanting to come in the house was just one of those minor incidents that come with a lawn. Possums are ugly critters, though the babies are ALMOST cute — as are the babies in Scott’s back yard. But, it’d be very hard to warm up to their 3-meter long mom sitting off in the lagoon who wasn’t real happy when her little darlings were put in a bucket …
Scott has more photos, a short story and a WAV file of baby crocodile croaking.
The preliminary vote count has Calderón ahead of AMLO by a little over 400,000 votes.
While these are only a quick tabulation, and a full count is required, all the wire services are reporting that it appears Calderón won. The very narrow margin of victory — if indeed, the full count matches the preliminary one. As I wrote last night, IFE is going to have to make a convincing case that its count was accurate for Calderón — or AMLO, for that matter — to be seen as the legitimate president-elect. Unlike people in the U.S., after the contested 2000 election, Mexicans are not going to accept a dubious “technical” victor.
I don’t have a say in the election, but I make no secret of having prefered AMLO. Even if he didn’t win, the PRD did very well indeed. It normally only gets about 15% of the national vote, and isn’t even represented in large parts of the country. The “Por el Bien de Todos” coalition looks to have captured 30% of the votes for Senate and Deputy — and that’s a HUGE increase, especially considering the two other parties in the coalition (PT and Convergencia) were lucky to get one or two “set aside” (proportional representation) seats normally. With Alternativa probably also getting at least a proportional seat or two in both houses, there’ll be a broad leftist bloc balancing out PAN.
With PRI (which, everyone forgets that PRI and PRD are both member parties of Socialist International) — which is naturally a rival, but will agree with the leftist bloc on broad issues, Mexico is in no danger of shifting permanently to the right.
PANAL (Nueva Alianza) is just Elba Esther Gordillo’s creature, and will probably side with PAN (Elba Esther’s attempt to swing her faction of PRI to support for PAN is what got her tossed out of the party in the first place)… which is like Jimmy Hoffa backing Nixon — but still, PANAL is TECHNICALLY a labor party.
So — what’s changed? PAN is LOSING SUPPORT! While they gained one delegacion in Mexico City (Cuijamalpa, which is similar to a lot of exurbs in the U.S., going from rural to suburbanite yuppie within 10 years), they lost voters in even strongholds like Guanajuanto. In Morelos — the governor’s race is — like the Presidential one — a close call between PAN and PRD. The PRI candidate was basically a joke (she was the one whose daughter was trying to bribe the voters with free panties), but the PRD is taking over municipalities and the state legislature.
After being told that the 2000 election meant an end to Mexican leftism, and a turn to neoliberalism, the Mexican voters in 2006 are back to their normal pattern: ever since Alvaro Obregón defined “the Revolutionary Party” back in 1920 as “everyone who supported the Revolution”, about 60% of voters have gone labor/left. Of course, for many years THE Revolutionary Party was PRI, which really didn’t need to spend so much time and effort on stealing votes over the years.
The big democratic change came when PRI became too wrapped up in neoliberalism and technocratic governance to lose leftist support. It was Cuauhtémoc Cárdenas Solórzano‘s stolen left-wing victory in 1988 that led to the democratization of the system. PAN was merely the accidental (or — perhaps not so accidental: Jesse Helms and right-wing Republicans had a lot to do with it — but that’s another story) beneficiary of the changes.
In 2000 PAN managed to tone down its clerical wing, and gave the synarchists (the Mexican form of Francoism) a “human face” (it’s no accident that that José María Aznar, Spain’s former Minister-President, and Partido Popular leader openly supported PAN while in Mexico) and attracting voters tired of the PRI or uncomfortable with openly leftist leaders like Cuauhtémoc Cárdenas Solórzano (AMLO was always being described in the U.S. media as a “firey leftist” — usually by reporters who’d never heard Cárdenas speak. AMLO is languid — and even at his firest, he’s laid-back by comparison). And Fox promised radical change.
Buyer’s remorse… or voter’s remorse … and PAN’s reversion to it’s old ways (in one of the more notorious incidents, a new PAN administration in Aguacalientes posted “NO DOGS OR GAYS” signs at city swimming pools) probably limit the party’s growth. Marta Fox — like Aznar the Spaniard — is a smiling, semi-reformed fascist and was too visible for voters to miss. And PAN’s “pious wing” has made a comeback, with Manuel Espino Barrientos’ election as party leader (this would be like electing a Christian Coalition leader as head of the Republican Party). Its growth potential is limited, unless either the Mexicans turn reactionary and clerical (not bloody likely!) or the party broadens its appeal.
Calderón has already realized that the only way to form a legitimate administration is going to be to form a coalition with the left. It sound like, grudgingly, and only 86 years late, the right is joining the Revolution.
(Yes, yes… I know Wikipedia isn’t considered the most reliable source of unbiased information… but they’re not bad for basic biographical data or general information)
And the winner is….
DAMN, this is close. I stopped watching the elections returns after it was announced that there wouldn’t be an official announcement until Wednesday. IFE keeps changing the figures on the official PREP (Programa de resultos electorales preliminares) and, if you refresh the screen, it’ll change (or it is as I write this).
As of NOW… Calderón leads AMLO by less than 1%. I used to think you got a better idea of actual party support by looking at Senate and Deputy results… which show PAN with about 35%, PRD-PT-Convergencia with about 30, PRI-Verde 26… and, one I can’t yet figure out, “Señora Hoffa’s” Nueva Alianza with 4.5 (but less than 1% for their presidential candidate… what-his-face).
Alternativa (Patricia Mercado’s party) is doing better than I expected in the Presidential race: 3% (and a little over 2% in Senate and Deputy counts). Patricia Mercado’s last party (in 2003) tried to appeal to an unworkable coalition of feminists, gays, Protestants, traditional indigenous people and the handicapped (and — to the party’s credit — had a viable candidate in Oaxaca — Amaranta Gomez, a one-armed, Protestant tradional Zapotec cross-dressing intellectual and educator!). This time out, Alternativa was hoping for a bit more than the “college professor vote” — and may have captured some of the left who was uncomfortable with AMLO. I don’t know if Alternativa will get any seats or not. They’ll need 2.5% to become a permanent party, and in the horse-trading that always follows the election, they may just end up with PRI-PT-Convergencia in being able to form a leftist Congressional majority.
PRI-Verde is capturing about 26% of the Senate and Deputy votes, but less than 20% for president. Partially, I’d guess that Roberto Madrazo’s personal unpopularity cost the party in the votes for the top slot, but that they still command at least a quarter of national voter preference. If you add the break-away Nueva Alianza’s 4.5%, THE party is still collecting about 30% of all votes — down from the slightly more than a third it had previously, but not a huge loss.
On the other hand Nueva Alianza — being basically Esther Elba’s creature — may back PAN, which would give them the largest bloc in Congress. HOWEVER… just to confuse matters… PRD probably will work with PRI (despite long protestations that the two will never work together, in practical terms, they’d have no choice) — bringing back Mexico to it’s traditionally left-of-center orientation… even if Calderón is President, since he’s announced he will (and in this close of an election, would have no other choice, given that his legitimacy will otherwise be challenged) form a coalition cabinet including the left.
As the saying goes… more will be revealed…
Family Values …
Well, she’s just trying to help out mom…
Maricela Velázquez, daughter of Morelos PRI Gubenatorial candidate, Maricela Sánchez Cortés, has been charged with several electoral law violations. Velázquez and several companions were distributing campaign material in both Axochiapan and Telixtac municipios. Residents in Telixtac held the candidate’s daughter for several hours before turning her over to authorities. By late afternoon, she and her four accomplices were freed on bail, pending further criminal charges stemming from distribution of illegal campaign material, including cigarette lighters, umbrellas, running shorts and LADIES’ UNDERWARE.
Would you take panties from this woman..???
RAYMONDVILLE, Texas (AP) – Ground has been broken for a 2,000-bed detention center to help end the “catch and release” policy for non-Mexican illegal immigrants, federal officials said.News of the facility comes just weeks after President Bush’s May 15 vow to continue to add detention space for immigrants awaiting hearings or deportation proceedings.
While Mexican illegal immigrants are quickly brought to the border and deported back to Mexico, immigrants from countries other than Mexico have routinely been processed by Customs and Border Protection officials and released with a notice to appear before an immigration judge at a later date.
The “catch and release” system has been blamed on a lack of detention space.
The planned $50 million facility would so far be the largest of five such facilities in Texas, Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokeswoman Nina Pruneda said in Wednesday’s edition of the weekly Raymondville Chronicle.
“Secretary Michael Chertoff is moving (ICE) away from catch and release to catch and return,” Pruneda said.
News of the new facility comes a week after Florida-based GEO Group Inc. announced a $10.6 million, 575-bed expansion, to its 875-bed facility for federal detainees in Del Rio.
Other immigration detention centers are in Port Isabel, Laredo, Pearsall, and Taylor.
Officials in Raymondville said the facility would bring 150 to 200 jobs to the beleaguered county in the first month, and a total of 400 jobs once center is completed.
Raymondville city commissioners on Monday agreed to sell a 53-acre parcel of city parkland for the facility, which was unanimously approved by the Willacy County Commissioner’s Court.
“I’m very happy as we need economic development in our community,” County Judge Simon Salinas said.
It was not clear Wednesday who would be building or operating the facility, though county construction crews have already been grading the site.
What no one is talking about is that Raymondville is a for-profit business, run by Corrections Corp of America, which presently runs the Willacy County Jail in Raymondville… beset by continual scandals involving prisoner abuse, mismanagement and financial impropriety. Ah, capitalism at its best.
REVISED, 28 February 2022
I once read in a British travel guide the amazing information that this painting (hanging in the Puebla Ayuntamiento) purports to show “the daughter of Maximilian” pleading with Benito Juarez for her father’s life . Maximilian had no daughter, but the painting does show one of the more dramatic incidents (and the pleading woman was one of the more dramatic characters) in the doomed Emperor’s circle.
The artist was Manuel Ocaranza, a major figure in late 19th century Mexico. His work resembles French academic painting of the same era, but mostly forgotten today.
And, At any rate, the British travel guide was wrong.
Maximilian had no daughters. He had an illegitimate son … or rather there was a guy who claimed to be Max’s illegitimate son by “la bonita India”. True or not, he followed in dear old dad’s footsteps (i.e., he was another romantic fool). A German spy in France during the First World War — though how a indigenous Mexican was going to pass himself off as a Frenchman has never being quite clear to me — he ending up before a firing squad.
But back to the real family: Max and Carlotta “adopted” Augustin Irtubide’s grandson to present a “Mexican” heir to the throne — hoping, in their deluded way, to legitimize their rule in the eyes of the Mexicans. The problem was they’d bought the kid from an aunt, who didn’t bother to tell his mother, an American citizen. Which made the new crown price…Washington D.C. born Augustín de Irtubide y Green, an American citizen.
Mom complained (and who can blame her) to the U.S. State Department — and, more importantly, to any reporter who would listen. And they did. “Euro-trash Kidnap American Boy” is too good a story to pass up. The British press picked up the story (though they couldn’t make him English, perfidious Austrians in the pay of the French kidnapping good Anglo-Saxons had resonance too): outraged mothers picketed the Mother of all Mothers, Queen Victoria … who — fond as she might be of her “reality-challenged” niece Carlotta — was a political realist. While Britain continued to recognize the Empire, its support was nominal at best.
Obviously, Iturbide y Green would never get a crack at ruling anything. He’d command a few people as an Mexican army officer, until he had a falling out with Porfirio Diaz. His life was not a total waste, however. He returned to his native city in his middle age, finding fulfillment (and passing the no-existent title to a step brother) as a professor of French and Spanish literature at Georgetown University.
No… no relation to the Hapsburgs at all. The kneeling woman in Ocaranza’s 1873 “historical painting” is indeed a European princess, but not by birth, and much more intriguing that some boring aristocratic German.
The future Princess Salm-Salm was born in either Vermont or Baltimore (she was coy about her past — some biographers give the year of her birth as 1842, others as 1844, but I’d guess 1832 might be a more realistic guess) as Elizabeth Agnes Wynona Leclerq Joy. Her past included stints as a circus trick horse rider and high-wire artist, acting on the Havana stage under the name Agnes Leclerq.
In 1861 Agnes parlayed a distant relationship (or alleged relationship) to Abraham Lincoln into a new career as a Washington debutante. In Washington, where she seems to have been a fixture at White House parties (whether invited or just showing up isn’t clear), she somehow met — and in 1862 married — a colonel in a German-speaking Union regiment, Felix zu Salm-Salm. 
Make that Prinz Felix zu Salm-Salm. Prinz Felix, born in 1828, was a scapegrace younger son of a minor German ruler. Trained, like a good aristocrat should be for a military career, he was drummed out of the Austrian Army (supposedly for gambling debts), fled to the United States and — needing a job — ended up as a volunteer colonel in a New York City unit recruited among German speaking immigrants. Prinz Felix was an exemplary Union officer (eventually being promoted to Brevet Brigader-General). The former circus performer. now Prinzessin Alice, reinvented herself as the ultimate military spouse, accompanying the Prince on campaign, and nearly drive General Grant to drink with her continuous demands for supplies and her imperious ways, but all while commanding the army’s respect for bravely and effectively organizing and administering a battlefield nursing unit.
The end of hostilities found the couple bored with Felix’s duties overseeing occupation forces in Georgia. Looking around for something to do, they headed for Mexico. Arriving in February 1866, just as the French occupation forces were preparing to “cut and run”. Not a good career move.
Boneheaded Max, refusing to abdicate, sent his wife back to Europe to lobby Napoleon III and Pope Pius IX for assistance (Carlotta, as everyone remembers, went completely bonkers in the Vatican, forcing the Pope to spend a restless night telegraphing her family in Brussels who took her back to Belgium where they finally realized that there was no treatment for whatever her form of crazy was. Possibly tertiary syphilis, if… Max… who we know to have been treated from syphilis at one point, passed it on to her). She stayed locked up in a family chateau until her death 60 years later. Max, who may not been all there (either from syphilis or alcoholism, both having been suggested), on top of his fine aristocratic disdain for reality, deluded himself into thinking that he could retain his “throne”. Abdication, he concluded would dishonor the Hapsburg family, and — of course — in his mind, his reign was selflessly serving the interests of the Mexican people (who did he think wanted him out?).
Max continued to hold his Imperial Court even when it was reduced to basically the chamberlain-slash-foreign minister (a renegade Jesuit run out of Texas), a misplaced doctor from Vienna, and a few younger sons of Austrian and German aristocrats, and a couple professional soldiers like our hero Felix, who — being one of the few genuine aristocrats around — held the imposing title of “Imperial Aide-de-Camp and Head of Household”.
Agnes… who was nothing if not flexible … hung around as “lady-in-waiting” to Carlotta, but for reasons never really made clear, was back in the United States when the Empire (basically, Max, the Imperial court and a few Mexican troops) surrendered at Queretero in May 1867.
When news of Maximilian’s arrest reached her, the Prinzessen grabbed the first steamer back to Veracruz, made it to Mexico City and begin to lobby European consulates for funds to bribe Mexican jailers into freeing the Emperor (and, oh yeah — Felix too) and pestering government officials for face time with President Juárez. She never got a peso from the consulates, but she did finally get her meeting.
The importance of the Manuel Ocaranza painting — such as it is — is not a meeting between a Princess and the “Indian” President. It’s a genre painting: stern Republican virtues versus aristocratic privilege. Alice, falling back on her Havana stage days, put on a good show, going down on her knees to beg the President to spare poor Maximilian in the name of every King and Queen in Europe. In the painting, Benito Juárez is sadly telling Alice that “I’m sorry Madame to see you on your knees before me; but even if all the queens and kings of Europe were in your place, I still wouldn’t be able to save his life. I’m not the one who takes it, it’s the people that rule his life and mine.”
Happily for us — though not for poor, deluded Maximilian — Juárez (who was a shrewd country lawyer at heart) found a loophole to save Felix from the firing squad. He survived to write My Diary in Mexico in 1867, including the Last Days of the Emperor Maximilian, with Leaves from the Diary of the Princess Salm Salm (London, 1868), to join the Prussian Army Medical Corps and to get his head blown off by a cannonball at the start of the Franco-Prussian War. As one of Lincoln’s less known generals, he earned an entry in the “Virtual Americans Biography” .
Agnes also served on the Prussian side, again as a combat nurse, wrote a semi best-selling “tell some” (in decorous Victorian language, and no more untrue than most celebrity biographies) about the American Civil War and the Mexican adventure, Ten Years of My Life (London, 1876) . She later married a British diplomat, but maintained her German title, using her hard-won aristocratic respectability to raise funds for the American Red Cross and German hospitals (and to be admitted as an honorary member of the Daughters of the American Revolution). She died — like a proper elderly German aristocratic lady was supposed to do — at the spa in Baden, in December 1912.
Sources:
Most of what has been written about her is in German, or scattered through other documents on 19th century American women. An admiring short biography, “Princess Salm-Salm, an American Princess” (originally part of an anonymous “A Victorian Lady’s Trip to Europe: Summer 1914”) is reprinted in a New Zealand based geneological researcher’s website.
Additional information was gleaned from C.M. Mayo’s well-researched historical novel, “The Last Prince of the Mexican Empire” (Unbridled Books, 2010) and the classic (though romanticized) “Phantom Crown” by Bertina Harding (Halcyon House, 1934). My speculations on Maximilian and Carlota’s mental health issues was explored both in my “Gods, Gachupines and Gringos” (Editorial Mazatlan, 2008) and Joan Haslip’s “The Crown of Mexico” (Holt, Reinhart & Winston, 1974).
Watching and Waiting (the elections)
All campaigning has stopped now — under the strict campaign rules in Mexico (so strict, Fox, BBC, Bloomberg at AUTI signals were cut off for a time on Sunday, because the four had forgotten to agree not to show polling results after the cut-off date for any polling) — as of midnight (a few hours ago), all campaigning had to come to a screeching halt: no TV commericals, no radio ads… no nothing?
Not quite. IFE in no way can stop e-mails, bloggers and the 24-7 “spin cycle”. Nor, it seems, are they immune to hackers (or maybe… aided and abetted some hackers).
It’s slightly embarrassing. IFE, (Instituto Federal Electoral) deservedly is respected world-wide, and just today, was held up as an example of their north of the border friends of how to run a clean election. Unfortunately, the admiring articles in the U.S. press appeared the same day the Institute had to admit that PANistas had “somehow” gotten ahold of voter registration data. Of course, they’re saying it’s minor, though denuncias have already been filed.
Reporter Carmen Aristegui … acting on a tip from some so-far “unnamed source” accessed the data herself, using “Hildebrando117” as her password. “Hildebrando” is, of course, Calderón’s inconvenient brother-in-law. Coincidence? Yeah… right!
Oh well… que sera sera… they’ll be plenty of political news next MONDAY. Until then… I’ll just have to look for something else to blather about, even though IFE isn’t much concerned with whatever I say.
Promoting outgoing President Vincente Fox to “generalissimo”, giving Mexico a border with Honduras and somehow claiming Mexican media is invading the U.S. aren’t nearly as outrageous as Congressman Ted Poe (Republican, of course: Texas 2nd District)’s suggestion that rape and brutality are effective border control methods. Poe, on the floor of the United States House of Representatives said yesterday :
The border war continues. Generalissimo Fox and the Mexican media have taken a setback in the illegal invasion of the United States.
The Congressman believes deployment of National Guardsmen to the border is a “publicity stunt”, but that it has been effective. In the Texas lawmaker’s estimation, Mexicans hoping to enter the US have slowed their crossing out of fear of being brutalized by the National Guard, which they see as similar to “that Mexican military machine that is on the southern Mexican border–that reportedly rapes, robs and beats Hondurans and Guatemalans that are just trying to do jobs that Mexicans won’t do.”
“Just think,” concluded Poe, “what would happen if we used more Guardsmen on the border front.”
If you want to send this moron an email, use the form at: http://www.house.gov/poe/writeyourrep.htm
Better yet, call one of his (US and Canadian) toll-free numbers (8-5 Mexico City time):
1605 Longworth HOB 20202 U.S. Highway 59 N. , Suite 105
Washington, D.C. 20515 Humble, TX 77338
202.225.6565 281.446.02421
866.425.6565 (toll free) 866.447.0242 (toll free)
202.225.5547 (fax) 281.446.0252 (fax)

2615 Calder Suite 100
Beaumont, TX 77702
409.212.19971
877.218.1997 (toll free)
409.212.8711 (fax)
Ted Poe (one sick mofo!)
I doubt he’ll be stopped by a few Hail Maries — in English
or Spanish…
Beverly Donofrio, an American screen writer and novelist living in San Miguel de Allende, fended off a would-by rapist by Hail Mary-ing the guy.
Donofrio said that after asking the attacker to leave several times, she started praying Hail Marys aloud in Spanish. “The prayers, or more likely the Virgin herself, drove him out of my house,” she said.
“I knew from the reports of the other women – who did not cower in shame after they had been violated but came out and let the word be spread – that the rapist likes to talk and stays for four to five hours, raping repeatedly,” she said. “And so, from the sharing of this information, I knew not to allow him to converse with me. I prayed instead.”
When her assailant asked why she was praying, Donofrio told him, “I´m praying for you.” The attacker then left.”The prayers, or more likely the Virgin herself, drove him out of my house”
(Bob Kelly, Universal)
Forget Aztlan… Mexico seeks world domination
Maseca, Mexico’s largest tortilla and corn flour producer, is also the U.S.’s largest tortilla company, and expects to quadruple its production this year. This year, besides a 45 million dollar expansion to plants in Merida and Mexicali, it is building new tortilla plants in JAPAN and RUSSIA. Plans are also in the works for African production.
I’ve seen Russian tortillas and empandas a la rusia… but Sushi tacos? Hey, why not.
Eat our pinche tortillas… or else!
Who ever said the Mexicans weren’t innovative?
By Ioan Grillo
Associated Press
MEXICO CITY – Mexico’s presidential candidates have moved into cyberspace, where the campaigns are bombarding voters with online games, cartoons and attack e-mails ahead of the July 2 vote.
With more than 20 million Mexicans now using the Web, this is the first election where the Internet could make a real difference in Mexico. Most Internet users are young, and so is the electorate: More than 40 percent of the 71 million registered voters are under age 30.
Both top contenders have flashy online appeals. Felipe Calderon, the conservative candidate, is a superhero fighting dinosaurs and sharp-toothed fish in an Internet video game satirizing his rivals.
“This is the first Mexican election in which the Internet is having a real impact,” said his spokesman, Arturo Sarukhan. “Our war room believes it is a crucial vote-winning tool.”
The leftist camp of Andrés Manuel López Obrador hit back with its own mass e-mail campaign, which it says is homegrown. One message, titled, “Lies,” includes a slide show portraying his opponents as attacking vampires and Nazi propagandists.
“They show the creativity of a social movement,” said his representative, Claudia Sheinbaum. “People are outraged at seeing the candidate attacked so viciously and want to do something.”
Blessed Rafael Guízar y Valencia, whose feast day is 6 June, was approved for canonization by the College of Cardinals this morning. The Mexican papers (the “mainstream media” ones anyway) mention that he was a missionary in Cuba, Guatemala and among the wild pagans of the United States before taking up his post as Archbishop of Veracruz in 1920. What they don’t mention was the new saint was on the lam most of the time — after all, he was on the wrong side of the Revolution.
I suppose even saints have their off days. Marcial Maciel — who was finally forced into retirement after a long career of buggering seminarians and cozying up to fascists was one of his prize pupils.
The Patron Saint Index FAQ on Rafael Guízar is actually kind of interesting. During the anti-clerical era, he was some kind of holy Scarlet Pimpernel, working undercover disguised as a travelling salesman (though, as a missionary, he was a kind of travelling salesman to begin with).
For those with a taste for relics, Guízar’s heart (documented as such by the Bishop of Xalapa) is preserved in a silver salver (with a silver heart on top) in the Basillica of Guadalupe.






