Staying the hand of God
Way to go, USA! You’ve managed to piss off the entire world… or the 96 percent of the human race that doesn’t care if Diego Maradona is a commie or not. Yeah, Fidel and the late Hugo Chavez like futbol, but so does God’s mouthpiece, and neither God’s mouthpiece, nor Walt Disney, nor the U.S. State Department would even consider staying the Hand of God.
Maradona wanted to take a family trip to the Florida theme park with his girlfriend, his two daughters and his grandson, but was denied entry to the U.S., for unexplained reasons, according to the British tabloid. Previous drug arrests and his well-publicised friendships with Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez certainly don’t help matters.
“[Maradona’s] relationship with the U.S. has never been good. His friendships with Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez and other enemies of the US stopped him being given permission before.
That’s so Mickey Mouse, it’s Goofy.