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22 June 2007

Not just for gangsters and their molls, bulletproof rooms are the newest trend in no-tell motels…

Santa Catarina, Coahuila (just outside Monterrey, on the road to Saltillo)’s newest innovation in the adultery industry is the steel doors, instead of tarp-like curtains for the carports immediately adjacent to about half the 34 rooms at Rancho el Trueno.

Otherwise, it’s your typical “hotel garage” or motel no-tell… you enter through the carport, and lock yourself in for your … whatever. Guests can order beer and snacks through a small rectangular porthole in the door.

Wanna take bets on how many of el Rancho’s clientele are real gangsters and how many just very, very nervous businessmen who aren’t joking when then say “my wife would kill me.”?

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  1. 22 June 2007 10:30 pm

    I think their “draw” ISN’T the steel doors, it’s the six-pack of beer for only $40 pesos!!! What a deal.

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