Motley Crew
Colombian police sources recently leaked a new cache of photographs downloaded from a laptop computer that miraculously survived the 1 March missile attack inside Ecuador that killed FARC leader Raul Reyes.
Bush administration officials confirm the authenticity of the photos, which were studied by contract employees of the DEA and FBI. President George Bush said the photo is the clearest evidence to date that Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez is “in cahoots with evil doers who hate us for our freedoms.”

This día de los innocentes news flash confirmed by Inca Kola News.






Hilarious. Maybe he will get round to doing one of GW and a machine that chucks shoes at it?