Vote Early, Bribe Often…
Inca Kola News is a finalist for “Best Latino, Caribbean or Latin American” blog. As in so many elections down here, there’s more than two middle-of-the-road candidates, so Inca’s 30+ percent showing (as of my latest vote) is very good… let’s go for a mandate… at least 35%!
VOTE HERE:
Inca Kola runs on advertising, and the awards are financially lucrative. The Mex Files does not take advertising, but gratefully accepts kickbacks, bribes and/or donations…








Hey…bribe often? Let me slap a paypal account on my blog, and when the pesos roll in I’ll load a truck full of guys up and we’ll head for the public library to vote on the computers down there.
Wait, this is the US … could you just offer me a lucrative contract or give my wife a job?