Visitors to a small website:
(0 seconds doesn’t always mean the person stayed less than a second. I just happened to grab this while looking up someone else, and the Wassilite — Wassilonian? — was probably still on line).
Hope it’s not another of those shady folks scoping out a sunny refuge:

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