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Fashion crime?

6 April 2011

It was probably a typical press release from Sedena (Secretariat of Defense) that made the McAllen Monitor, but I have to wonder about some of the loot seized from the baddies.

Besides the usual — 37 tons of pot, 2.8 tons of cocaine and about 175 grams of crack cocaine, 113 guns, 43 handguns, 12,167 cartridges, 391 magazines, two magazine carriers and two gun telescopes, three grenade launchers, 77 grenades, one rocket launcher, a rocket, a crossbow and two tripods — there were the following:

Twelve camisoles, 27 pants, two overalls, two camouflaged hats, two pairs of boots, a sombrero and six masks were also found during the reported incidents.

Ok, I know those guys are kinky, but masks, sombrero and lady’s underwear? Sounds like these guys are a lot more twisted than I though.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. 6 April 2011 3:23 pm

    No mention of Ralph Laureen Polos? Ain’t no narcos…

  2. 6 April 2011 3:41 pm

    I am worried about the lack of shirts or jackets and wondering which characters were impersonating the 6 masks. Or were they masks from Michoacán?

  3. Mary O'Grady permalink
    7 April 2011 6:53 am

    “Camisoles” is also euphemese for strait jackets, in mental health jargon.

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