Pizza Pie fight

Read the idiotic comments on the story about Pizza Patrón’s offer of a free pizza if you ask (nicely) en español… and the offer to even teach you to say “Pizza, por favor” and you’d think the pizza chain founded by a Lebanese-Italian-American from Ohio was trying to take back the Alamo… or sap Anglos of their precious bodily fluids or something.

… they want to condition us to make Spanish the #1 language eventually. The writing is on the wall when a certain demographic is breeding like conejos…

(Possibly ironic, but alas, taken seriously)

I have more of a problem with them accepting Pesos than I do with the Spanish promotion. Anyone can say three words, it’s not a big deal. But as far as the Pesos go, that is a bit too far. If Hispanics want to be Americans, why do they want America to conform to them? Pesos aren’t an American currency, they’re Mexican. If you really prefer Mexico so much, stay there. Don’t bring your country to mine.

(Funny… at least once a week, I have customers here in Mazatlán who insist on paying in dollars —and every once in a while, one who demands to pay in “real money”… which is pesos here. We don’t have a problem taking dollars, any more than Pizza Patrón has taking pesos — as long as it’s bills and not coins, the same policy Pizza Patrón and just about any business that accepts foreign currency follows —  though of course one can’t expect the bank exchange rate:  foreign currency being only a receivable [and one we don’t know the exact value of until it is exchanged at the bank] and not cash on hand.)

Maybe some of the states that are dominate in hispanics should not be a part of the United States. If they want to turn their states over to Mexico than do so but leave the rest of this country alone.

(Because you can get free pizza in Texas for using the secret phrase they give you in the promotional advertising?)

It’s really disgusting that little by little a foreign culture is eating away at America and refuses to assimilate into the “melting pot” that once brought us together.

(Sicilian food is American… Sicilian food marketed in Texas to the Hispanic market is… unAmerican? Okie-dokie!)

Multiculturalism has destroyed most of the great civilizations on this planet. Looks like we’re next on the list.

(Ditto.)

Speak english, this is America and we are so dumb to speak more than one language.

(Perhaps he meant “too dumb…”?)

So… welcome to America…. land of the FREE Pizza, y  el hogar de los pendenjos.