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You go Uruguay and I’ll go my aguay…

30 July 2012

A career technocrat with the long, wispy hair of an aging rocker, [Uruguayan National Committee on Drugs Secretary-General Julio Calzada] said he had been busy calculating how much marijuana Uruguay must grow to put illegal dealers out of business. He has concluded that with about 70,000 monthly users, the haul must be at least 5,000 pounds a month.

“We have to guarantee that all of our users are going to be able to get a quality product,” he said.

The only real danger I can see in the Uruguayan plan to create a government-run marijuana distribution system is that they’re gonna need some kind of marijuana quality control officers. Like these guys:

3 Comments leave one →
  1. 30 July 2012 2:39 pm

    Gracias 😉

  2. StephenBrassawe permalink
    30 July 2012 9:32 pm

    Reblogged this on The Solipsist.

  3. 31 July 2012 10:25 pm

    It has been a good while since I’ve heard those guys! When I was in highschool, someone put one of the Cheech and Chong LPs on over the PA system, then he walked out, locking the door behind him… Everyone in the school had their lockers searched… nothing found of course, but we all missed a lot of class time that day. Out-a-sight!

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