Apologies (one more) to Marty Robbins
22 July 2015
So Trump will go walking the streets of Lardo
Trump will go touring the streets of Lardo
This Thursday we’ll see him sportin’ his rug
Perched like a dead possum on top of his mug.
Oh come all you crazies and TEA party loons
For The Donald himself will be singing his tunes
On how the Mes’cans are all out to kill us
And rape us, and otherwise kick up a fuss
You’ll know by the outfit that turns out to cheer him
That anyone sane from Laredo will know his a flim-
flan man from New York, and though it’ll be YUUUGE
That he’s just a pendejo with nothing but bilge…
(and so on, and so forth)
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The Mex Files 
I live in Arizona.
Mexican ‘Coyotes’ strip women naked, keep them in a room and repeatedly rape them until their families pay up.
Mr. Trump was not being untruthful when he made those statements.
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Of all the media hype that I’ve seen so far about Trump, here’s what I think is the best so far: http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/jhfyhg/the-first-openly-asshole-president
No need to apologize to Marty Robbins, who is more commonly associated with “El Paso”. Robbins is among hundreds of people who recorded “Streets of Laredo”. Frank H. Maynard claimed authorship.
“Streets of El Paso” is, of course, Marty Robbins’ signature piece, but he popularized the folk song and standarized the lyrics: