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There she is…

26 December 2008

From Miss Hispanoamerica 2008 to Miscreant of the Year… the pride of Culiacan, Laura Elena Zúñiga Huizar.


Our lovely contestant impressed the judges at the 17th Federal Court for Penal Processing with prima facia evidence of

— participation in criminal organizations

— crimes against public health (aka narcotics smuggling)

— operating an enterprise with funds obtained from criminal enterprise

— violating various federal firearms laws

and — lucky girl — has been ordered into custody for the next forty days, while the public ministers prepare for the next round of judging.  Probably better for Miss Hispanamerica to be in prison where she has a relatively decent chance of not winning the “Miss Inghead”  contest.

The Chamber of Deputies is shocked (shocked, I tell you!) to discover that beauty contests are run by private businesses and infiltrated by gangsters.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Angel Gabrielle permalink
    26 December 2008 7:30 pm

    Que aguite!

  2. Kevin permalink
    28 December 2008 1:41 am

    AND… world peace. 🙂

  3. 31 December 2008 7:10 pm

    She looks like a helluva penal processor.. Oops! That was the Court you were referring to

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