Friday night video and tourist warning
(Sombrero tip to Sabina)
While Spring Break is a long ways off, and Mazatlan is more a geezer resort than most, tourists everywhere should take heed — don’t be a dick, or you’ll get burned.
Marina Fanouraki, a resident of the Isle of Crete, had had fame (or something else) thrust upon her. Her quick thinking response to the situation has made her not just a national heroine to the Greeks, but a role model for the “native women” of resort communities throughout the world:
… According to a police report, the intoxicated party-goer had taken down his pants and was waving his genitals at women in the bar. He then “forcefully fondled” the 26-year-old woman and asked her to take hold of his genitals.
She responded by soaking his genitals in a liquor. When this failed to cool off his advances, she reportedly grabbed a lighter and set his nether-region on fire.
The alleged sex assailant is hospitalized with what the Telegraph describes as “considerable damage” to his penis and testicles…
What else is there to say?
mexfiles.net 
The long version of “Light my Fire”! Richard, you made my day.