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I’m too sexy for this jail…

5 November 2012

El Muñeco (The Toy-boy), aka Armando González aka Octavio Favela aka Marlon Matamoros is going to jail, directly to jail and cannot post bail.

Toy-boy was a very bad boy, having used tanning parlors and high-priced yuppie gyms as hunting grounds for a kidnapping and extortion ring. Yeah, I always knew tanning parlors were dangerous, though I imagine there are those who’d say any Mexican hanging out in a tanning parlor probably deserved to get … uh… burned.

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