They’ll have to make the best of it…
Well, this is the tale of a Korean ship
That crashed into a reef…
Kim Il-Jong would like it back,
But Mexico is causing grief.
It seems the ship is embargoed,
And besides, it doesn’t float…
The best the North Koreans can do
Is send a stiffly worded note.
In hotels in Túxpam now
North Korean sailors wait
Until the situation is
Resolved at some future date.
So, this is the tale of the castaways
They’ll be here for a long long time,
They’ll have to make the best of it —
It’s an uphill climb.
Phones that work, and motor cars,
Tequila and TV
I’m not sure they’ll ever go home…
IN Mexico, there is kimchee.
Sources:
BBC: N Korea urges Mexico to free detained ship
Reuters: North Korea warns will act to get back ship held by Mexico
Guerrilla Comunicacional México: Corea del Norte amenaza a México por la retención de un barco mercante
The Skipper, Mr. and Mrs. Howell, the Professsor, MaryAnn, Ginger and Gilligan. Apologies to George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz
The Mex Files 
This is BRILLIANT!
Great post, cudos to the poet!