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The Friday videos soldier on…

22 June 2007

Posting military recruiting ads on youtube has been a fad lately. All military forces do pretty much the same thing, so there isn’t too much difference in what the recruiters are selling: a crappy job and the possibility of getting killed or maimed for life.
Mexico shouldn’t really need military recruiting ads… you hear the Himno Nacional at least once a day (I lived across from a school and would hear it sung every morning. Every TV and radio station plays it at midnight too)…I guess you just tune out the words, but if you’ve never thought about it, or your Spanish is rusty, you’re being recruited every day. It makes the Star-Spangled Banner sound like Kumbya by comparison:

If the Himno sounds a bit operatic, maybe it’s because it is opera. There’s something Mexican about a bloody grand dramatic overture — celebrating… doughnuts!

The Himno was from an opera about the 1838 Pastry War, when those other serious dessert-makers, the French, demanded payment for a doughnuts scarfed down by a bunch of teenaged cadets during a coup in Mexico City, at Monseuir Renaud’s pastry shop. Monsieur Renaud claimed the kids ate 800 pesos worth of doughnuts (which I once figured was something like 40,000 pesos today… and a giant chocolate-creme doughnut going for five pesos means… well, they were teenage boys after all.

Anyway, the French invaded …sort of. Santa Ana kept them bottled up in Tampico and let the heroic mosquitos finish snack on the French until they gave up and went home. I think the original opera probably lasted longer than the actual fighting in that particular war… but, it’s fun to sing along about how every mother’s son is a soldier for the homeland, but it’s more fun to sing and march to that tune than to go out in the field.

So, the Fuerzas Armadas needs to recruit. You can see why I don’t think their ads are very good…

It’s patriotic and all, but just doesn’t really get your feet moving or stir the soul the way the Himno does. Grand Opera and a tune you can march to (and the Mexican Army does march well), versus subtle references to Cuauhtemoc and the Boy Heroes. Patriotic and all, but who wants to end up tortured, and eventually hanged by Cortés; or, like the Boy heroes throwing youself off the parapet of Chapultepec Castle rather than surrender to the invading gringos.
… The UKRAINIAN army on the other hand, knows how to sell the uniform… The Mexicans have been singing about a war over food, when they forget what really motivates young guys…

Ok, I admit it…I was just looking for an excuse to run the Ukrainian ad…

Not a good witch…

21 June 2007

… if this guy had been a REAL witch doctor, he would have done something… like turned the prosecutor into a frog or at least made the cops come down with boils… or something. Nice to report on “normal” crimes for a change. (Originally in Jornada, my translation)

 

Morelia, Mich. A supect who has been passing himself off as a witch and curandero was detained this morning, accused of defrauding about twenty residents of the Tierra Colorado in Hidalgo municipio, according to the State prosecutor’s office.

The prosecutor’s office said that Rafael Herrera Paniaga, 39 of Acámbaro, Guanajuato, has been traveling to different communities to offer his services as a card reader, esoteric healer and “bone-setter.”

According to the denunciations filed against him, the supposed witch came to the Tierra Colorada about a month ago, and after advertising his services, treated several residents for various ailments. He charged three thousand pesos per consulation, though he also took gold jewelry as payment.

One complaintant told authorities that during a consulatation, she was told to disrobe and close her eyes, at which time the suspect took photographs.

Also, according to reports, two adolescents, of 14 and 15 years of age, denounced Herrera for abuses.

Based on the denunciations, Ministerial Police in the aforementioned district detained the accused for presumed fraud, and seized his photographic camera and multiple objects used for “cures” as evidence.

I wish I could offer some consumer tips, but other than getting references, it’s hard to find a good witch-doctor these days.

I haven’t look at the new tax laws that the Calderón Administration is proposing, but I bet they still don’t give you a business deduction for a witch-doctor’s services. It was a legitimate expense. I worked with a company that did business with rural folks, and we had a well-recommended witch-doctor as a consultant, who didn’t charge anywhere near 3000 pesos a consultation — what a crook!

Shut up and drive

21 June 2007

In something of a victory for Mexico City’s pedestrians, the new traffic laws that go into effect next month are designed to keep the drivers’ “eyes on the road, and hands upon the wheel”…

(My translation from an article by Hector Molina, el Grafico, 21 July 2007)

 

The new “Reglamento de Tránsito Metropolitano” (Metropolitian Traffic Code) applies stricter sanctions and prohibits more practices than traffic codes in other cities around the world, such as Madrid or New York.

The new rules, which will apply to the Federal District and the State of Mexico 30 days from now, call for mandatory license revocations for drivers with 12 or more infraction points. Unlicensed drivers will have their car impounded, and be filed 9,102 pesos.

The point system is much more severe than than in New York, where a driver receives three penalty points for speeding, while the new Metropolitan code imposes six.

The new Metropolitan Code also prohibits using celular telephones or “walkie-talkies” while driving. Cell phones cannot be used, even with a hands-free device or speaker. Madrid’s traffic code also prohibits the use of screens, earphones and hands-free devices, but it allows drivers to use voice-activated devices.

Distractions such as televisions for rear seat passenger, or neon lighting around the license plate, are subject to a 505 peso fine in the Federal District or the State of Mexico.

 

 

I hope the buses can still show movies, though. I was commuting from Cuernavaca to Mexico City for a few weeks, when the bus was showing the Three Musketeers, and I never did see the end. Well, maybe it was the 2.75 Musketeers.

Latest Senate Immigration bill

21 June 2007

This bill is not a clash pitting nativist forces against big business “pro-immigrant’ forces. At the heart of this Senate proposal are: (1) further militarization of the border and the expansion of immigrant detention camps; (2) a “guest worker” program that will keep immigrants in slave-like conditions; (3) a “legalization” scheme to force undocumented immigrants to jump through many hoops to attain permanent residency; and (4) major restrictions on US Citizens and permanent residents to bring family members legally into the US, which would result in splitting families apart.

“Xpwr”, at the essential ¡Para justicia y libertad! site has gone to the trouble to make all all 418 pages of S.B. 1639 available (as a PDF file) and has read through and analyzed the bill…

Undocumented immigrants have been made into scapegoats for the insecurities and problems arising out of the workings of the capitalist system itself that are hitting most people. Through the reactionary media, the working class and those in the middle-class are constantly bombarded with the message that “illegal” immigrants are to blame for low wages, messed-up schools, cuts in social services, and so on. This is an ugly game, intended to keep people from standing together against their common oppressor – it has to be seen for what it is and opposed, yet, it is being defied and is once again being pushed with very little notice.

Dang reporters!

21 June 2007

Another day in Mission, Texas:
By 10 a.m., agents had caught 16 illegals. One agent interrupted an interview with reporters when he spotted another illegal walking behind him. The man, who said he was from Honduras, had managed to elude the Border Patrol.

No comento!

Dick Cheney, a General Santa Ana for our times

21 June 2007

The Office of Vice President Dick Cheney told an agency within the National Archives that for purposes of securing classified information, the Vice President’s office is not an ‘entity within the executive branch’ according to a letter released Thursday by the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

Well, he ain’t a legislator, and he’s not a judge… so what’s this “non-executive” branch he belongs to? Reaching back into the dusty archives of Mexican and Texas history, I finally realized what Cheney is… he’s el Conservador… the 4th Branch of government under Santa Ana’s 1835 Siete Leyes.

When Santa Ana overthrew his own goverment (he was sort of a George W. Bush of his time, letting the harder working VP do the hard work of governance, while Santa Ana hung out at the ranch), the General and his cronies were shocked that the VP (Dr. Gomez Farias) actually started doing things… like restricting corporate (in his day, clerical) and military power. So, Santa Ana overthrew himself, and set about forcing through the Siete Leyes, which among other things did away with the States, and limiting voting rights.

The Texians — who’d been pushing for statehood, and separation of Coahuila — finally rebelled. The Texas Declaration of Independence justifies the rebellion on the changes to the 1824 Constitution.

The Siete Leyes — and the subsequent Texas War of Independence — were the basis of the 1836 Constitution which added a fourth branch of government, the Conservador. Like Cheney, it could override the other three and pretty much do whatever it damn well pleased. This was great for Cheney Santa Ana, but didn’t work out very well (hard enough to balance three branches, let alone four — an even number doesn’t work out very well)… so, having lost Texas, narly lost the Yucatan to another regional revolt and finding the whole thing a friggin’ mess, the fourth branch finally disappeared in 1842.

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Then, as now, people were left wondering WTF was that all about.

Illegal neighbors mean less crime?

20 June 2007

When I lived in Houston, I used to wonder why all my friends talked about how dangerous their neighborhoods were, when I thought I lived in an oasis of civility. Living on a dead-end street (ending in a bayou), it seemed the only danger was that every once in a while an alligator might get stuck up the bayou, and you’d have to watch that the dogs didn’t end up as ali-snacks.

The Vietnamese liquor store at the main street got robbed one afternoon (the robbers making their getaway with butts full of buckshot) and I once got into a shouting match with a couple of idiots pissing in my front lawn after they’d blocked my driveway because they couldn’t find a parking space for the club up on the main corner… but that’s ’bout it.

Then, it finally dawned on me. I had neighbors who disappeared even when the mailman came by. The last person they wanted to run into was a uniformed agent of the Federal government. Or any other uniformed government agent. So… the rule was keep things quiet.

Stephen Chapman, in the Brownsville-Harlingen (TX) Valley Morning Star writes:

Towns that pass measures against illegal immigrants portray the laws as a way to combat crime. In reality, the belief that this group is prone to felonious habits is largely unfounded. Crime rates plummeted in the 1990s even as illegal immigration surged, and Harvard sociologist Robert Sampson has documented that “living in a neighborhood of concentrated immigration is directly associated with lower violence.”

The evidence is surprising but clear: Foreign-born Hispanics are far less likely to end up in prison than native-born whites. They also have low divorce rates.

As for learning English, the truth is also more appealing than the myth. Many of the people who have immigrated here don’t speak the language well, if at all. But that’s a transient phenomenon with a time-tested treatment: reproduction.

But some indicators provide ample cause for worry. Latino men born in this country are seven times more likely to end up in prison than those who came here from abroad. Unwed mothers account for nearly half of all Hispanic births. Raul Gonzalez, legislative director of the National Council of La Raza, sees the rise of “negative assimilation” — Latinos adopting the malignant attributes they see in other ethnic groups, rather than the productive ones.

I guess the secret is to learn enough Spanish to live with the folks from the “old country” but hope the Americanized second generation moves away.

Antonio Aguilar, D.E.P. (17 de mayo de 1919 – 19 de junio de 2007)

20 June 2007

One of the last of the greats from Mexico’s “golden age of cinema”, corredo singer and actor Antonio Aguilar, died Tuesday in Mexico City. He was 88.

Aguilar, the only Hispanic performer to have have sold-out concerts at Madison Square Garden (six times!), was never the sexy lead that Pedro Infante was, but he had no peer when it came to singing on horseback. On-screen a combination John Wayne and Roy Rogers, off-screen he really was a rancher and horseman. Reportedly he was once asked to stand for the Presidency, but turned it down saying he preferred his horses.

His cremated remains were scattered at his beloved “El Zochiate” ranch in Zacatecas, where he was born on May 17, 1919.

Like other Mexican actors and singers, he doubled as a producer and screenwriter. His son, pop singer Pepe Aguilar, was born in San Antonio, Texas, where Antonio and his wife, actress Flor Silvestre, were performing at the time (yeah, Flor was working well past her due date… Mexican entertainers work hard!). Antonio himself worked as an “illegal alien” in Los Angeles for a few months as a young man.

As an adult, he appeared in several Hollywood movies, notably the John Wayne-Rock Hudson feature, The Undefeated (1969).

Aguilar was active in the movies from the early 1950s through the 1990s. His last role was as Pancho Villa in 1994. He wrote and produced screenplays throughout the 70s and 80s. Like Wayne and Rogers, he was a living and breathing, horse-lovin’ (and gloriously singing) embodiment of the national mythology.

Though he was cremated after dying from pneumonia (he had been hospitalized two weeks ago, and didn’t respond to treatment), he sang about wanting to be buried with THE flag…

¡Aiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaa!

Mexican Nazis, or just PAN at prayer?

19 June 2007

I have always been bothered by the misconception that PAN was a pro-democracy party, and that their victory in the 2000 Presidential election represented a forward movement for Mexico. First of all, it was the PRD that forced the country to open itself up politically, basically by trading off their “loss” in 1988 for political reforms.

PAN had been around since the 1930s, basically allowed to function to keep the reactionaries within the Mexican political system, and out of the guerrilla movements of the 1920s and early 30s. Being pro-heirachy and control-freaks (and anti-unionists to boot), naturally they appealed to the industrialists in the North, and when the democratic opening came in the 90s, were in a position to take advantage of it. With a healthy assist from the right-wing of the U.S. Republican Party (it was Jesse Helms of North Carolina who claimed Vicente Fox “ended 71 years of one-party rule” and Republican Party operatives who developed his U.S. style campaign) and Helms’ continual harping on every PAN loss as “proof” of PRI corruption (while ignoring things like the assassination of PRD organizers, or their election losses), PAN nearly became the main party in Mexico.

Like the far-right U.S. Republicans, they tended to overstep their mandate, and have been losing power, though they still control the administration (whether by honest close election or otherwise). Their fascist roots are no secret, though WE tend to ignore them. When Marta Sahagun de Fox was seriously mentioned as a Presidential candidate, U.S. reporters could only think of Hillary Clinton (a spouse with political ambitions), though Señora Fox — and everyone in Latin America — had another famous First Lady in mind… Eva Peron.

Marta’s so-called charity, “Vamos Mexico,” was openly modelled on Peron’s “Fundacion Eva Peron” — right down to the shakedowns, incessant propaganda and rampant corruption. As far as I can recall, the only charitable action (reported day after day after day… followed by commercials for Vamos Mexico) was to give bicycles to students in isolated rural areas. Mostly, it gave expensive gifts to its own leaders, spending more on administrative fees than it took in as reported donations.

If you look through the biographies of the Fox and Calderón cabinet secretaries, it’s surprising how many are either descendants of Porfirio Diaz-era landowners (Santiago Creel was a two-fer: a Creel, and a descendant of U.S. Grant) or from Synarchist families. I felt a little better about Felipe Calderón when I learned his own dad had quit PAN because of its Fascist tendencies, but the party still has more than its share of Synarchists, Francoists, ultra-montane Catholics and other odd rightists.

In a way, this article was no surprise. It’s long, and I didn’t so much translate it, as boil it down a little. It first appeared in the May 2007 Milenio Revista, and was reprinted by FLASCO Mexico

Supported by the Catholic ultra-right, Nazi and Fascist groups are growing in Mexico. Forced underground during the PRI era, they openly identify with the Felipe Calderón government and have taken to the streets to push their ideology…

In Mexico, Nazi and Fasicst moverments were in the hands of the Catholic ultra right – the old Cristero and Sinarquist movements, as well as Francoists. … According to reseacher Edgar González Ruiz, these groups make common cause with the Catholic hierachy, adding gay marriage and abortion legalization to what they claim is a “Jewish-Masonic plot”

Since the 1930s there have been extremist Catholics who found the totalitarian systems of Hitler, Benito Mussolini and especially Francisco Franco congenial to their own world-view. Adopting Hilter’s ideas to Latin America is not a new concept, González says, though joining in anti-gay and “right to life” demonstrations in support of the Church is a new role for the Nazis.

The Nazis themselves seem largely limited to the Internet. Mexican researchers have very information on neo-nazis within the country, and most organizations are unknown. The few known nazi sympathizers are mostly limited to web sites, featuring the expected attacks on abortion, lesbians, Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, the United States and Zionism.

Militants from the Partido Nacional Socialista (PNS) appeared on the streets of the Federal District during the recent debate over legalizing abortion. Overtly violent, they made common cause with the anti-abortion groups. UR, a non-catholic Fascist group going back to 1930s Italy, has joined pilgramages to the Basilica of Guadalupe, and has appeared at the Metropolitan Cathedral, as well as in the Federal District’s Legislative Assembly. UR members dress in white shirts and black pants, carrying what they way is a “celtic” cross, normally identified with the Ku-Klux-Klan.

Although claiming to be a non-Catholic group, its first appearance was at a recitation of the Rosary at a public “right to life” rally. The group attended a mass said by Cardinal Norberto Rivera Carrera, during which they promenently flew their flag in the Basilica sanctuary.

The same flag was unfurled this past April 12, outside the Federal District Legislative Assembly. A right-wing activist and member of the Guardia Nacional Mexicana, was with the group, making death threats to Legislators if they voted to legalize abortion. De la Peña was denounced for these theats to the Federal Prosecutor, and PRD Deputy, Víctor Hugo Círigo, swore that the protestors were claiming the legislative vote was part of a “Jewish conspiracy.”

De la Peña may have been the total membership in the Guardia Nacional Mexicana, which hasn’t been heard of since he went underground. However, the UR has appeared at subsequent anti-abortion rallys in the Capital, and harassing Instituto Mexicano del Seguro Social strikers (objecting to a new contract). They also have been shouting anti-semetic comments about IMSS director, Santiago Levy.

Much more wide-spread than Nazis or Fascists are Falagists, who take their cues from the Francisco Franco, and are associated with the most conservative forces in the Catholic Church.

Spanish Falangists in Mexico, together with the Sinarquists and members of various conservative Catholic movements were active members of PAN. PAN Secretary Carlos Abascal Carranza, and several business leaders active in the Party came out of these movements.There are a few other far-right groups, claiming ties to the Templars, the Knights of Malta and the Knights of Columbus, but the largest right-wing Catholic movement is the Francoist “ Movimiento de Cristo Rey” The group has four synarchist schools in Puebla, where they have held public receptions for José Luis Corral, the head of the Movimiento Católico Español and Acción Juvenil Español. Corral insisted to his audience on the need to political organize, gain power and write “Christian laws.”

Several participants at the event were wearing tee-shirts bearing Franciso Franco’s image, and photos of the Spanish dictator were promently displayed at the event.

Speaking in Cuernavaca, José Luis Corral told his audience that the Social Kingdom of Jesus Christ has a political dimension, and it is His will that countries with a Catholic majority (since as Spain and Mexico) are governed accordingly. He then called on the audience to organize and fight the state’s “unnatural” laws. A similar speech was later given in Toluca. In his Mexico City address, Corral assured his listeners that “Spain has destroyed the family, though divorce, free love, the gay agenda, pornography and immorality.”

For good measure, he added that “insecurity, terrorism, deliquency, domestic violence, abortion, drugs, euthanasia and the flag of the culture of death is worse than the Aztec Empire.”

Jorge Serrano Limón, Presidente of the ultra-right Provida, which has engaged in violent actions, claims he only knows about the Guardia Nacional Mexicana and similar groups from seeing them on television.

Serrano Limón speculates that these groups were set up by the PRD to discredit Catholics [Of course, Serrano Limón was also the guy who spent a government grant to promote birth-control on, tangas for himself and his male staff, that the “exposure” was a plot to discredit the Catholic Church, too — something the Milenio article didn’t bother to add, but I will.]

Wajamean, I gotta be fixin’ to speak English?

19 June 2007

Susan De Quensey, the sharpest knife in the drawer down in Fort Bend County, hasn’t let a little thing like the decline and fall of Tom DeLay stop her from jabbing the idjuts that infest Texas:

Okay, so there’s 2,200 people in Oak Point, Texas, who can’t hardly even speak proper English, but are of a mind to pester everybody else about their language ….

A divided City Council has passed a resolution making English the official language of this North Texas town.

The resolution prohibits the council from passing policies or ordinances limiting the role of English as a common language in the city, which has about 2,200 people and is located 30 miles northwest of Dallas.

But that ain’t all. No, sireee. There’s a reason they did this thing.

“I’ve heard from quite a few neighbors from the positive side,” council member Mark Rakestraw said. “They don’t want another dime of their tax money spent on” translating government documents into Spanish, he said.

Well, I tell you what, Mr. Rakestraw, when all the Mexican, Cajun, Czech, and Vietnamese restaurants in town quit translating their menus, your butt is going to starve to death. Two can play this game.
The good news is that “the measure was opposed by most of the people who turned out at Monday’s council meeting,” and anybody with a good sense of humor will start checking Mr. Rakestraw for proper English grammar.

“People who come here should be learning English,” resident Mary Armstrong said. “Here” is Oak Point, a very tiny suburb of Dallas, a section of Baja Oklahoma that somehow got attached to Tejas and has since been overrun by reconquistadors from Michigan . The Dallas Morning News quotes former Oak Point mayor Dave Klewicki as saying “People with the best intentions may be considering this, but it always attracts people who don’t have the best intentions.”

A brave new Mexico

19 June 2007

Damn, damn and double-damn. Plan Columbia was such a bad idea, the Bush Administration is trying to get Mexico to buy off on it, and FeCal is going along for reasons having to do with his own agenda. This is NOT good.


Since taking office December 1st, Calderon, whose election was as shady as George Bush’s Florida 2000 sham victory, has been prepping Mexico for the nation’s new enhanced role in Washington’s War on Terror. Within the first week of his chaotic swearing-in, Calderon sent 30,000 Mexican troops into nine drug-saturated states in a virtual declaration of martial law to combat the five Mexican-Colombian cartels that dominate the drug trade here. Civil rights were suspended and abuses abounded but precious little cocaine was confiscated.

The new president followed up the military offensive by moving a draconian anti- terrorism measure in the Mexican congress. The so-called “International Terrorism Law” which actually criminalizes domestic dissent, passed both houses with only token opposition from the left-center Party of the Democratic Revolution (PRD) and mandates 40 year prison sentences for “terrorist” activities defined as “the use of violence against persons, things, or public services that spread alarm or fear in the population or any part thereof in order to threaten national security or pressure authorities to take certain determinations.”

This Mexican “U.S. Patriot Act” in effect transforms social change movements as diverse as the Zapatista Army of National Liberation, Greenpeace, and Oaxaca’s Popular Peoples’ Assembly (APPO) into terrorist organizations. The first application of the new law against Ignacio Del Valle, a leader of the machete-wielding farmers of San Salvador Atenco, resulted in a 67-year prison sentence. Del Valle’s “terrorist” crime? Locking the door during a meeting of Mexico state school officials and local farmers so the officials could not abandon the room.

But Calderon was not done yet with converting his regime into a doppelganger of the Bush administration’s perversion of justice. This April, the President, who, much like George Bush, is considered a usurper by over 50% of the Mexican electorate, foisted a constitutional amendment on his congress that would grant him carte blanche powers to tap phones and break into private homes without first obtaining a search warrant from a court. The amendment, which has not yet passed the legislature, bears a startling resemblance to George Bush’s unconstitutional eavesdropping and surveillance of millions of U.S. citizens but with one notable caveat – Calderon, at least, went to his congress to modify the Constitution to allow such intrusions. Bush simply imposed his illegal operation in violation of his country’s Magna Carta.

I’ve been saying that FeCal is a high-tech Don Porfirio, but hoping I was wrong. Maybe, just maybe, the Mexican genius for subverting stupid regulations will prevail and bring this whole thing crashing down. This looks like too good a deal for U.S. corporate interests for anyone on this side of the border to do a damn thing… and the Mexicans don’t vote, so I can’t see even otherwise sane congress-critters supporting the U.S. funds needed (40 million for starters) so they can claim to be “tuff on terra”

Shit!

Pedro Guzman still missing

18 June 2007

Anyone headed for, or in Tijuana?

Pedro Guzman, 29, was born in Los Angeles and raised in Lancaster, California. He was serving time at Men’s Central Jail for a misdemeanor offense when he was deported to Tijuana May 10 or 11. Mr. Guzman is developmentally disabled, does not read or write English well, and knows no one in Tijuana.

He has about the mental ability of an 8-year old child and apparently does not know how to use a telephone.

Anyone with information about Mr. Guzman can call the ACLU/SC at (213) 977-9500.

He needs to go home. We’ll deal with the politics later.